Jolly Roger

This is not a drill. Lock up your women and kids… and best put the men in there too: The SANTA HATES YOU barge has been sighted at sea! Sailing under the proudly hissed skull banner "Jolly Roger", the anarchistic Electro pirates directly aim at the coast. And this time, mercy is entirely out of the question.

　　In the course of the last years, Peter Spilles and Jinxy worked their way up from just another newcomer and quickly became an undefeatable, feared Electro fleet whose appearance only recently caused "P.A.N.I.C." far and wide. Still, this was only the foretaste of the missions they have written in their logbook this time. With madness, malignity and macabre humor on board, SANTA HATES YOU mercilessly plough the Electro world and are delighted to board every single club exhibiting the carelessness to withstand their merciless Electro torpedos. Come on, be their guest – even Jack Sparrow could use some of their rebellious fighting spirit. Prepare to be boarded!