Intro-Afroman

[00:00.57](Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right? [00:03.38]Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right? [00:05.88]He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right? [00:08.27]Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? [00:11.66]He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said, [00:13.86] [00:15.36]Woooooo, good morning, ladies. [00:17.92] [00:20.42]You like that sh_t, man? Hey, man, I got a gang of that sh_t, man. [00:23.72]I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums, [00:28.34]everybody just crowd around the mic, I'll tell you all these mutha-f_ckin' jokes. [00:31.96] [00:33.36]But first, I'ma start it off like this. Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.) [00:36.87]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. [00:41.62] [00:42.24]We can go to the park after dark, smoke that **********. [00:46.37] [00:47.12]And as the ********* burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs [00:51.87]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. [00:56.68]So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. [01:01.49]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims. [01:05.68] [01:06.24]So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. [01:10.56] [01:11.18]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will. [01:15.57] [01:16.09]Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale. [01:20.99]When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale. [01:25.68]Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan. [01:29.96] [01:30.46]I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan. [01:35.65]We f_cked on the bed, f_cked on the flo', f_cked so long, I grew a f_ckin' afro. [01:40.34]Then I f_cked to the left, f_cked to the right. She s_cked my d_ck 'til the sh_t turned white. [01:44.83]I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA! [01:50.09]I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet. [01:54.15]I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4. [01:59.76]Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-f_cker whooped my ass all night. [02:04.57]But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn p_ssy I ever had. [02:09.38]I got a bag of **** and a bottle of wine. I'm a f_ck that b_tch just one more time. [02:14.42]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. [02:18.67]We can go to the park after dark, smoke that **********. [02:23.30] [02:24.05]And as the ********* burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs [02:28.73]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. [02:33.67]So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems. [02:38.36]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims. [02:42.74] [02:43.30]So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville. [02:48.05]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will. [02:52.92]I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good. [02:58.04]I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a d_ck that was bigger than mine. [03:02.85]I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African. [03:07.54]I f_cked her once, I f_cked her twice. I ate that p_ssy like shrimp fried rice. [03:12.19]Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia. [03:17.20]Had a big b_tt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo. [03:21.58]See, I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee! [03:27.19]Lips was breakfast, p_ssy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch. [03:31.75]Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just f_ck me. [03:37.18]I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices. [03:41.50]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. [03:45.89] [03:46.40]We can go to the park after dark, smoke that **********. [03:50.41] [03:51.10]And as the ********* burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs [03:55.84]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. [04:00.85] [04:01.43]I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy. [04:05.80]That country music nearly drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy! [04:10.50]Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that p_ssy in a coma. [04:15.63]Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I f_ck that b_tch again. [04:20.13]Met a real black girl in South Carolina; f_cked her 'til she turned into a white albino. [04:25.30]F_cked this hooker in Iowa. I f_cked her on credit, so I owe her. [04:29.93]F_cked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya. [04:35.18]Met this beautiful ***y ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico. [04:39.62]Fine young thing, said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla. [04:44.29] [04:44.99]I wanna get married, but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported. [04:48.99]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need. [04:53.80] [04:54.31]We can go to the park after dark, smoke that **********. [04:59.08]And as the ********* burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs [05:03.90]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong. [05:08.89]Have you ever went over to a girl's house to f_ck, but the p_ssy just ain't no good? (SAY WHAT?) [05:13.66]And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood? [05:18.57]So you try to play it off and eat the p_ssy, but it takes her so long to come (SAY WHAT?) [05:23.38]Then a dude walks in. That's her big boyfriend, and he asks you from? where (Where you you from, man?) [05:27.81]So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (I don't bang.), you start talkin' real fast. [05:32.69]But he's already mad, cause you f_ckin' his wife, so he starts beatin' on your ass. [05:37.37]Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your d_ck was hard but now it's soft. (WHUT?) [05:42.75]You thought you had a girl to rock your world, now you still gotta go jack off. [05:47.12]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.