电灯泡-康康

[00:00.000] 作词 : 方文山 [00:01.000] 作曲 : 周杰伦 [01:57.13][00:22.10]今天是大晴天 [02:02.23][00:24.01]你却带你弟弟出现 [02:05.17][00:25.96]看到他的脸 [02:07.15][00:27.88]心情马上变雨天 [02:08.40][00:29.91]像伤口被洒盐 [02:10.59][00:31.79]我的痛无处伸冤 [02:12.11][00:33.90]约会变成梦魇 [02:16.12][00:36.49]带他去电影院 [02:18.23][00:38.96]想要将你的小手牵 [02:20.67][00:41.17]他却坐中间 [02:22.22][00:42.73]正演精彩的画面 [02:24.18][00:45.01]他吵着要小便 [02:26.25][00:47.29]来到了厕所里面 [02:27.59][00:49.73]居然笑我被骗 [02:31.89][00:52.96]一起去逛公园 [02:33.59][00:54.93]拍下甜蜜画面 [02:35.85][00:56.97]回到家才发现 [02:37.29][00:59.00]没有装底片 [02:39.77][01:01.02]我咧～看到鬼 [02:41.34][01:02.95]真抱歉 [03:19.25][02:45.79][01:09.22]怕你爸妈会念 [03:21.14][02:49.57][01:11.01]叫他转交信件 [03:23.25][02:51.70][01:12.59]结果信却不见 [03:25.37][02:53.51][01:14.75]你臭着一张脸 [03:26.77][02:55.37][01:16.49]最后竟然发现 [03:28.82][02:57.16][01:18.75]被拿去当杯垫 [03:30.75][02:59.40][01:20.75]oh～my god!我的天 [03:34.98][03:00.51][01:24.81]带他去蛋塔店 [03:37.00][03:04.83][01:26.85]竟然点科学面 [03:38.96][03:07.33][01:28.94]还说蛋塔好圆 [03:41.42][03:08.98][01:30.78]看起来像屁眼 [03:43.86][03:11.22][01:32.44]最后攀我的肩 [03:44.78][03:12.95][01:34.52]问我有没有烟 [03:46.43][03:14.89][01:36.59]才八岁我的天! [03:49.90][01:43.28]