I COME IN PEACE-Buckethead

[00:01.790]He weighs 30,000 tons,and he has the thorns of a hedgehog.
重达30000吨 身上带有刺猬一样的刺 [00:06.340]Those are petty details, Carrus.
这些太琐碎了 Carrus [00:08.780]I want you to understand his rather... special talents?
我更想让你了解一下他的…特殊天赋？ [00:12.710]First of all, he has the strength of 10 monsters.
首先 他拥有十个怪兽的力量 [00:15.590]With one blow he can destroy the Empire State Building,
他一拳就能摧毁帝国大厦 [00:18.350]with another, the highest peaks of mount everest would fall.
再一拳 珠穆朗玛峰最高的山峰都会倒塌 [01:03.560]This just in: we have unconfirmed reports that Tokyo is under attack...
插播消息：据未经证实的报道 东京正在遭受袭击 [01:09.630]By a 50-foot man with a...white face?...
袭击来自于一个50尺高的…白脸男人？… [01:15.850]A chicken bucket on his head,uh... carrying an enormous guitar...
他头顶一个炸鸡桶 呃…带着一把巨大的吉他 [01:21.810]According to this report, whenever he plays a note...
根据报道 他每弹出一个音 [01:28.200]The sonic waves cause whole buildings to explode,
声波就会使一整幢建筑物爆炸 [01:34.350]Streets to buckle and split and vehicles to fly about like toys!
街面扭曲接着裂开 车辆像玩具一样飞来飞去！ [01:44.970]I come in peace
(我为和平而来) [01:51.300]I come in peeeace
(我为和平而来) [01:57.940]I come in peace
(我为和平而来) [02:07.340]THE DEFENSE COMMAND HAS ORDERED ALL CITIZENS TO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!!!
国防部命令立即疏散所有公民！ [02:12.920]People from sector 4 please report to the bus depot in sector 3!
来自第4区的群众请到第3区巴士站去！ [02:19.060]Sector 5 proceed in an orderly fashion to sector 6!
第5区群众有序地向第6区前进！ [02:25.200]Sector 1&2 board the bullet trains without delay...WAIT!!
1区和2区请立即登上子弹列车…等等！ [02:31.380]We have visual contact...
我们收到了来自现场的画面… [02:33.220]Look at the size of those shoes!!!
看看那双鞋的尺寸！ [02:37.320]Who is this giant?Where did he come from?Where is he going?...
这个巨人是谁？他来自何处？他要去哪儿？ [02:43.690]What's he playing?What's he saying?
他在弹奏什么？他在说什么？ [02:47.110]RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVES!!!!
赶紧逃命吧！ [02:53.930]I come in peace
(我为和平而来) [03:00.310]I come in peeeace~
(我为和平而来) [03:06.820]I come in peace
(我为和平而来) [03:49.960]I come in peace
(我为和平而来) [03:56.530]I come in peeeace~
(我为和平而来) [04:02.830]I come in peace
(我为和平而来) [04:12.030]It seems that this gargantuan figure is only destroying chicken outlets...
看起来这个大家伙仅仅在破坏鸡店 [04:18.200]The liberated chickens appear to be...FOLLOWING him...
被解放的小鸡似乎都…跟随着他… [04:23.790]A white wave of feathered friends... eh... isn't this the year of the rooster?...
一片白羽波浪…呃…今年难道不是鸡年吗？ [04:29.990]And here come the children following close behind...huh...
紧接着一些孩子们也跟了上来…哈… [04:35.940]They're all headed toward a giant fortified chicken coop on Mt.Fuji.
他们都在走向富士山上的一个强化鸡笼 [04:50.100]
(sounds by chickens and children) [05:20.500]Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！ [05:40.100]AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SCREWED UP!
啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 完蛋了！ [05:59.700]Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaah,wipeout!
哈哈哈哈哈哈 彻底粉碎！