踎低喷饭-林海峰

[00:00.00] 作词 : 黃仲凱/林海峰 [00:00.65] 作曲 : 陳奐仁 [00:01.30]（唔好意思　林海峰仲係后台换梗衫 [00:04.35]所以呢　佢今日叫我帮佢做埋介绍 [00:07.85]The invisible man　独家呈献 [00:13.64]请大家快啲坐低　将手机关掉 [00:16.71]吸烟嘅朋友请你食埋最后一口烟 [00:20.12]因为林海峰就快出场啦） [00:23.25] [00:23.80]踎低喷饭　点解餐餐撑到硬 [00:27.99]ABC餐洗乜点拣　冇饭气攻心至烦 [00:32.39]踎低喷饭　医饱食粥无咁烦 [00:36.75]一粒轻松一粒辛苦　擘大个口吞啖饭 [00:41.03] [00:41.35]港岛李生　屋企复式背向山 [00:45.84]海景烟花眼咪眨　可惜天天要上班 [00:49.90]呢位老板　公司休息佢照返 [00:54.04]通宵加班无去玩　早餐等于佢晚餐 [00:58.46]身体郁一郁就散　即刻睇医生执药单 [01:02.41]食到佢眼坦坦　佢话出得嚟行预咗要还 [01:06.71] [01:06.93]辛苦你 每餐有药配抑郁送饭 [01:15.20]食饱　冚被　最好瞓　唔係话咁简单 [01:24.12] [01:24.36]踎低喷饭　点解餐餐咁困难 [01:28.77]生粒金蛋吞粒子弹　最后个医生最赚 [01:33.02]踎低喷饭　只想医饱无嘢烦 [01:37.37]一粒轻松一粒辛苦　擘大个口吞啖饭 [01:41.59] [01:41.84]踎低　有蚀　有赚　喷饭 [01:50.45]踎低　有药　送饭　吃饭 [01:58.69] [01:59.54]天水李生　揾得几多够半餐 [02:03.91]几多散工佢要争　一夫当关无税单 [02:08.01]悭得要悭　悭得几多买隻蛋 [02:13.47]仔仔女女要吔橙　橙橙蛋蛋都要拣 [02:17.69]早餐担心到晚餐　李生嗌一声你老板 [02:21.78]索啖气博命歎　佢话条路难行佢都照行 [02:26.19] [02:26.38]辛苦你　每餐隔夜餸加炒冷饭 [02:34.51]食饱　冚被　最好瞓 　唔係话咁简单 [02:43.42] [02:43.73]踎低喷饭　点解餐餐咁困难 [02:48.08]一开个簿得过散纸好散　最后个袋胶到烂 [02:52.42]踎低喷饭　只想医饱无嘢烦 [02:56.78]一粒轻松一粒辛苦　擘大个口吞啖饭 [03:00.59] [03:00.83]踎低　无蚀　无赚　喷饭 [03:09.48]踎低　无肉　有饭　吃饭 [03:34.82] [03:35.70]踎低喷饭　点解餐餐撑到硬 [03:39.98]ABC餐洗乜点拣　无饭气攻心至烦 [03:44.40]踎低喷饭　医饱食粥无咁烦 [03:48.75]一粒轻松一粒辛苦　坐落马桶想喷饭 [03:52.85] [03:53.12]踎低　有事　要办　喷饭 [04:01.86]粒粒　够硬　跌落　索啖 [04:10.62]金光灿烂 [04:12.66] [04:13.04]（唔好意思 林海峰依家去紧厕所 [04:15.85]就快返嚟 请等等） [04:17.79]