Opening — Narration by Patrick Stewart-Danny Elfman

[00:04.95]'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems [00:09.48]In a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams [00:13.17]For the story that you are about to be told [00:16.05]Began with the holiday worlds of old [00:19.71]Now, you've probably wondered where holidays come from [00:23.88]If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun [00:27.63]For holidays are the result of much fuss [00:31.02]And hard work for the worlds that create them for us [00:35.19]Well, you see now, quite simply, that's all that they do [00:39.36]Making one unique holiday, especially for you [00:44.46]But once, a calamity ever so great occurred [00:50.31]When two holidays met by mistake