If I Were A Girl-Dave Days

[00:00.84]If I were a girl
如果我变成了女生 [00:04.86]even just for a day
即使只有一天 [00:10.30]I'd roll out of bed in the morning
我会在早上从床上滚下来 [00:13.29]and wonder what just happened to me.
思考我身上发生了啥 [00:18.50]Oh no don't tell me they're real.
oh no!别跟我说这是真的 [00:23.19]Yeah I think they're real.
是的 我认为这是真的 [00:29.19]Something else is missing
有个啥东西不见了 [00:31.75]Where the hecks my PEN15!
我的XX去哪啦！！！ [00:36.76]If I were a girl
如果我变成了女生 [00:41.26]would I still look like a guy?
我会看起来还像个男的吗 [00:46.50]No I wont put on make up
不 老娘不会去不化妆 [00:49.80]but I might just want to give that bra a try.
但是老娘可能会试试胸罩是个啥滋味 [00:55.86]If I were a girl
如果我变成了女生 [00:59.98]I could mess with the guys.
我可以跟男生们在一起乱搞 [01:05.61]No, no not like that
不 不是你想的那样 [01:07.71]I mean When we get a nice dinner
我的意思是 我们一起共进晚餐的时候 [01:09.35]I'll make sure they buy.
我会确保让男生们来买单 [01:14.61]I could seduce them.
老娘会引诱他们 [01:17.96]Show them my nice behind.
让他们瞅瞅老娘的美 [01:24.21]Yo Zach check out that
嘿 ZACH 来看看这个 [01:25.32]A... OMG Ha gotcha.
额 OMG 逮到你了 [01:27.13]You totally like guys!
你绝逼喜欢男的 [01:32.26]If I were a girl
如果我变成了女生 [01:36.44]I'd have the nicest legs.
我会拥有修长圆润的大腿 [01:42.38]I refuse to cook in the kitchen
老娘拒绝下厨房 [01:44.94]I'm pretty dang good with the microwave.
但是老娘用微波炉可是有一手 [01:50.49]If I were a girl
如果我变成了女生 [01:54.87]please don't get mad if I'm mean.
千万不要生气 如果~ 我的意思是 [02:00.80]I'm not used to my body this monthly thing is kinda new to me.
伦家对这幅身体还不熟悉 这一个月一次的事伦家还没经历过呢 [02:09.36]No I don't really know
我确实不知道 [02:12.81]if I want to change back.
我是否想变回来 [02:15.62]Because I like my new hair and the guys love my
因为伦家喜欢自己的新发型 男生们也都爱我的 [02:24.06]FACE whatt!
脸 啥！！！ [02:26.93]Oh if I were a girl
如果我变成了女生 [02:31.43]I don't think I'd ever understand
我不认为我能够理解 [02:37.55]How it feels to be a girl.
作为一个女生是什么感觉 [02:39.73]God please change me back to a man!
老天爷啊把我变回男的吧 [02:45.73]If I were a girl.
如果我变成了女生