Freestyle23-Eminem

[00:00.614]Excrement
排泄物 [00:01.424]Exclimate, is that what you said?
排泄气候？你刚是这么说的吗？ [00:03.696]My next defense, against these extra men
我的下一道防线 对抗这些多余男人 [00:06.570]Who try to step to me and wanna have sex again
他们想挑衅我 还想再来一发 [00:08.921]Vaseline
凡士林 [00:09.522]You little sickass, I'll spray em with gasoline
小变态 我要用汽油喷你们 [00:11.533]They try to jack me off with Vaseline
他们想用凡士林给我打飞机 [00:13.623]My ass is mean, I smash your spleen
老子屁股超凶 能打爆你脾脏 [00:15.895]When I crash the scene
当我炸翻现场 [00:17.019]Cell Phone
手机 [00:17.437]With a cell phone, now who the hell is home?
抄起手机 现在哪个混蛋在家？ [00:19.579]Y'all can't tell Paul how to throw me words
你们没资格教保罗怎么给我传话 [00:22.400]Animal Crackers
动物饼干 [00:23.105]Cause animal crackers is what I do when I eat MC's like a cannibal backwards
因为动物饼干就是我干的事 像食人族倒着吃MC [00:27.311]Ha ha, I got it, that's not it
哈哈 我懂了 才怪 [00:29.819]Fake rappers been spotted
冒牌说唱歌手已暴露 [00:30.315]Broken Headphones
坏掉的头戴耳机 [00:31.255]Like broken headphones, you head home, you sped home
像坏掉的耳机 你滚回家 你飙车回家 [00:34.103]You get your head blown, rappers try to step, they speak in the dead tones
你脑袋开花 说唱者想挑衅 全用死人腔调说话 [00:37.760]So I ain't trying to hear them, give me another, word for your mother
所以我懒得听 换个词来形容你妈 [00:40.842]Stretch Armstrong
拉伸阿姆斯特朗 [00:41.704]Stretch Armstrong, my brother, coming with rhymes every time that I be drumming
拉伸阿姆斯特朗 老兄 每次我打拍子都能蹦出韵脚 [00:45.518]Running with this shit when I kick a bitch in the stomach
带着这玩意狂奔 顺便踹婊子肚子 [00:48.131]And star wars, this car's a Taurus
还有星球大战 这车是金牛座 [00:51.030]Yo, how many bars we hit tonight, cause I'm drunk off
今晚我们要炸多少小节 因为我喝高了 [00:53.329]Peanut Butter
花生酱 [00:54.922]Off peanut butter, you see my dick and you start to stutter
被花生酱灌醉 你看到我老二就口吃 [00:58.580]Start to utter, words that you shouldn't utter
开始胡言乱语 说些不该说的词 [01:01.296]Mark Whalberg
马克·沃尔伯格 [01:02.341]Cause Mark Whalberg is a small turd, and I'mma step on him like ****
因为马克·沃尔伯格是小屎块 我要像踩狗屎一样碾过去 [01:06.364]A fore fist, so rappers just get off it, I come across with
前拳出击 所以rapper们快滚开 我带着 [01:09.237]Pulp Fiction
低俗小说 [01:11.144]With pulp fiction, yo I'll eat you like a big gulp addiction
带着低俗小说 我会像超大杯瘾发作般吞了你 [01:15.559]Like slurpees, got herpes, got a hair piece, rest my anises
像思乐冰 染疱疹 戴假发 让我的茴香休息 [01:19.922]Brain Damage
脑损伤 [01:20.575]Got brain damage, I'm dumber than rain man is
我有脑损伤 比雨人还智障 [01:23.762]There's mayonnaise on this, I need a plain sandwich
这上面有蛋黄酱 我要个纯三明治 [01:26.086]Hurry up, give me one, rappers try to step to this static they wanna give me none
快点给我 rapper想挑衅这静电 他们屁都不给 [01:29.796]Fresh vegetables
新鲜蔬菜 [01:30.684]With fresh vegetables, my testicles are hanging off to the left of you
带着新鲜蔬菜 我的睾丸晃荡在你左腿边 [01:34.968]You're homosexual, and there's a guy next to you, standing, rappers know that I
你是同性恋 旁边还站着个男人 rapper们都知道我 [01:39.827]Be-
会- [01:40.140]Preparation H
痔疮膏 [01:40.793]Preparation H, you didn't even let me finish my rhyme
痔疮膏 你都没让我押完韵 [01:43.850]Just shut up for one more time, while I just shine, on this
再给我闭嘴一次 看我闪耀在这 [01:47.428]Microphone, cause I'mma be honest, any MC who tries to step to this
麦克风上 说真的 哪个MC敢挑衅 [01:50.615]I'm making you a promise, that what? Give me a word
我向你保证 什么？给我个词 [01:54.795]Nostradamus
诺查丹玛斯 [01:55.683]That Nostradamus is blowing up your house, killing your foster mammas
那个诺查丹玛斯会炸飞你家 杀了你养母 [01:59.863]And coming back to get your parents, well I have it
再回来找你父母 好吧我摊牌 [02:02.580]These rhymes are fourteen karat, solid gold
这些韵脚是14K 足金打造 [02:05.270]Rappers step to me, you get your wallet stole
说唱者敢挑衅 钱包不保 [02:07.830]Times Square
时代广场 [02:08.274]In Times Square, I got blonde hair, I'm higher than con air
在时代广场 我金发飘扬 比《空中监狱》飞得更高 [02:13.107]Rappers don't want to see me, I'll butt **** Goldie Hawn bare
说唱者不想见我 我会裸干歌蒂·韩 [02:16.137]In a lawn chair, cause I'm there
在沙滩椅上 因为我在场 [02:17.966]Kurt Russell
库尔特·拉塞尔 [02:20.055]With Kurt Russell, saying "come here Goldie, you want my love muscle?"
带着库尔特·拉塞尔 说"过来歌蒂 想要我的爱之肌？" [02:23.765]I know you want it, I get blunted, then I
我知道你想要 我抽嗨了 然后 [02:26.299]Kick these, freestyles just like whipped knees
踢出这些freestyle像踢废膝盖 [02:28.127]Taxicab
出租车 [02:29.329]With a taxicab, I'll smack a bitch with a maxi pad
开着出租车 我会用卫生巾抽婊子 [02:32.699]Where we going? Don't ask me dad
去哪？别问我爸 [02:34.788]Leave me alone, I'm not trying, to even hear you
别烦我 我根本不想听你废话 [02:38.080]Dad, I hope you're ****ing dying, off this porno mag
爸 我希望你他妈早死 对着色情杂志打飞机 [02:42.260]Yo, did you see my ad? Yo, wait a minute, did you see my ass?
喂 看到我广告没？等等 我是想说看到我屁股没？ [02:44.820]Is what I meant to say, I meant to say a rhyme that goes this way is elementary
我想说的是 这种押韵方式太初级 [02:49.182]For the century, Slim Shady's is gonna be the illest
对这个世纪来说 瘦痞子会成为最屌的 [02:51.141]Flamingos
火烈鸟 [02:51.899]What? Flamingos? My mother goes out and plays bingo
啥？火烈鸟？我妈整天出去玩宾果 [02:55.556]Every single day, at the bingo hall, that's why my dick is single, small
每天都是 在宾果厅 所以我老二单身又迷你 [03:00.493]Didn't blow up, just don't give a what? A cuff?
没爆红 只是不在乎 什么？袖口？ [03:03.393]Didn't blow up, just don't give a what? A cuff?
没爆红 只是不在乎 什么？袖口？ [03:05.691]DT's fired
DT被炒 [03:06.632]But DT's fired, he's retired, he's not hired, yo plus I'm tired
但DT被炒了 他退休了 没人雇 而且我累了 [03:11.438]Of busting and spitting this rhyme nonstop, I'm on top
不停爆粗喷这段verse 我站在顶峰 [03:14.913]Taking records to the pawnshop, stretch
把唱片当进当铺 拉伸 [03:17.316]Damn, see my big ick? Catch
靠 看到我大屌没？接着 [03:20.111]Put a D in front of it, rappers don't want none of it
前面加个D rapper们都不敢碰 [03:22.671]Coming with a ton of shit to spill, Slim Shady out, I get ill with the skill
带着成吨屎料来袭 瘦痞子退场 我用技术让人病倒 [03:27.530]Baby, aight baby, Slim Shady
宝贝 好的宝贝 瘦痞子 [03:32.963]Kick eighty million rhymes, till I'm older than Grady
喷八千万段verse 直到比格雷迪还老 [03:38.710]Spilled gravy, all over my damn navy blue avi
打翻肉汁 泼在我该死的海军蓝飞行夹克上 [03:52.398]Bye bye
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