徐半仙（2018版）-陈麦麒

[00:00.000] 作词 : 陈麦麒 [00:01.000] 作曲 : 陈麦麒 [00:06.004]编曲/录音：陈麦麒 [00:07.982]制作人：陈麦麒 [00:10.025]木吉他/鼓编程：陈麦麒 [00:11.703]合音编写/演唱：陈麦麒 [00:13.289]采样：屌丝男士 [00:15.032]电吉他：王永兵 [00:16.832]贝斯：曹瑞钢 [00:19.004]封面设计：张奇 [00:20.086]混音/母带：朱建伟 [00:23.778]小六家住农贸街 [00:26.556]他人送徐半仙 [00:30.210]算命总爱叼根烟 [00:32.604]他从来都不睁眼 [00:35.488]他算你的前世 [00:36.975]算你的今生 [00:38.358]算你有没有钱 [00:41.323]算的你心花怒放的时候 [00:44.325]必须有一难 [00:47.213]这一难是连环难 [00:50.065]它一难接一难 [00:53.121]是绝对的保证绝对的保险 [00:55.987]吓得你一身汗 [00:59.235]徐半仙他灭了烟 [01:01.745]嘴里面碎碎念 [01:04.821]要解此难也不难 [01:07.613]可你得花点钱 [01:10.481]他说我给王母娘娘点过烟 [01:13.576]我吃过蟠桃宴 [01:16.409]天上地上一瞬间 [01:19.331]我权当买了盒烟 [01:22.275]我拿人钱财替人消灾 [01:25.225]从来都不食言 [01:28.161]人挡杀人佛挡杀佛 [01:31.166]老徐我去也 [01:34.056]天灵灵地灵灵 [01:36.817]王母娘娘快显灵 [01:39.863]天灵灵地灵灵 [01:42.600]太上老君如意令 [01:45.754]天不灵地不灵 [01:48.668]我叫天不应地不应 [01:51.585]天不灵地不灵 [01:54.379]如意也失灵 [01:57.555]徐半仙他很镇定 [02:00.430]说今天他体力全耗尽 [02:03.365]待到十五月圆时 [02:06.275]咱再把神仙请 [02:09.210]我办事你放心 [02:12.104]阎王来了也不打紧 [02:14.991]孟婆是我未婚妻 [02:17.835]咱下面有关系 [02:44.336]小六家住农贸街 [02:47.113]他人送徐半仙 [02:50.099]算命总爱叼根烟 [02:53.097]他从来都不睁眼 [02:55.987]他算你的前世 [02:57.460]算你的今生 [02:58.824]算你有没有钱 [03:01.819]算的你心花怒放的时候 [03:04.785]必须有一难 [03:07.641]这一难是连环难 [03:10.629]它一难接一难 [03:13.507]是绝对的保证绝对的保险 [03:16.409]吓得你一身汗 [03:19.341]徐半仙他灭了烟 [03:22.190]嘴里面碎碎念 [03:25.185]要解此难也不难 [03:28.129]可你得花点钱 [03:30.900]他说我给王母娘娘点过烟 [03:34.082]我吃过蟠桃宴 [03:36.911]天上地上一瞬间 [03:39.869]我权当买了盒烟 [03:42.751]我拿人钱财替人消灾 [03:45.679]从来都不食言 [03:48.650]人挡杀人佛挡杀佛 [03:51.663]老徐我去也 [03:54.508]天灵灵地灵灵 [03:57.301]王母娘娘快显灵 [04:00.372]天灵灵地灵灵 [04:03.227]太上老君如意令 [04:06.266]天不灵地不灵 [04:09.102]我叫天不应地不应 [04:12.080]天不灵地不灵 [04:15.021]如意也失灵 [04:18.067]天灵灵地灵灵 [04:20.817]王母娘娘快显灵 [04:23.870]天灵灵地灵灵 [04:26.555]太上老君如意令 [04:29.641]天不灵地不灵 [04:32.552]我叫天不应地不应 [04:35.528]天不灵地不灵 [04:38.280]如意也失灵 [04:41.459]徐半仙他很镇定 [04:44.325]说今天他体力全耗尽 [04:47.313]待到十五月圆时 [04:50.162]咱再把神仙请 [04:53.051]我办事你放心 [04:55.927]阎王来了也不打紧 [04:58.995]孟婆是我未婚妻 [05:01.898]咱下面有关系 [05:04.785]孟婆是我未婚妻 [05:07.665]咱下面有关系