The Real Slim Shady (Instrumental)-Eminem

[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster [00:01.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Andre R. Young/Mike Elizondo/Tom Coster [00:02.630]May I have your attention, please? [00:05.790]May I have your attention, please? [00:08.410]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? [00:11.960]I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? [00:16.530]We're gonna have a problem here... [00:18.020]Y'all act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.270]Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door [00:22.900]And started whoopin' her ass worse than before [00:24.810]They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (Agh!) [00:27.190]It's the return of the "Oh, wait, no way, you're kiddin' [00:29.780]He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?" [00:32.130]And Dr. Dre said… Nothing, you idiots! [00:34.690]Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha!) [00:36.850]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.420]"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him [00:40.750]Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what [00:43.230]Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though" [00:45.680]Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.010]But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms [00:50.540]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:52.660]But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:54.960]"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" [00:57.180]And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.550]And that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:01.670]And expect them not to know what a woman's clixxxxs is [01:04.070]Of course, they're gonna know what intercourse is [01:05.820]By the time they hit fourth grade [01:07.030]They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? [01:08.980]We ain't nothin' but mammals — Well, some of us, cannibals [01:11.700]Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.740]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.670]Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope [01:18.180]But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote [01:20.270]Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes— [01:22.620]I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [01:24.610]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:26.880]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:29.410]Please stand up, please stand up? [01:31.550]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [01:33.830]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36.180]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [01:38.580]Please stand up, please stand up? [01:40.750]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope) [01:43.150]Well, I do, so fvxk him and fvxk you too! [01:45.530]You think I give a damn about a Grammy? [01:47.230]Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me [01:50.100]"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" [01:52.170]Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? [01:54.390]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? [01:56.740]Sh1t, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.060]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.200]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:03.660]Little b1tch put me on blast on MTV [02:05.960]"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee" [02:08.310]I should download her audio on MP3 [02:10.450]And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (Agh!) [02:13.220]I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups [02:14.840]All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you [02:18.050]And there's a million of us just like me [02:19.670]Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fvxk like me [02:21.940]Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me [02:24.300]And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me [02:26.830]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [02:28.920]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:31.220]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:33.750]Please stand up, please stand up? [02:35.920]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [02:38.170]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.410]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [02:42.920]Please stand up, please stand up? [02:44.930]I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you [02:46.530]Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room [02:49.820]The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all [02:52.400]And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all [02:54.960]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.530]And whether you like to admit it, I just sh1t it [02:58.750]Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can [03:00.790]Then you wonder: "How can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?" [03:03.580]It's funny, 'cause at the rate, I'm going, when I'm thirty [03:05.830]I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting [03:08.210]Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jxxking off with Jergens [03:10.300]And I'm jxxking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working [03:12.880]In every single person there's a Slim Shady lurking [03:14.950]He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings [03:17.720]Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fvxk!" [03:20.380]With his windows down and his system up [03:22.180]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:24.040]And put one of those fingers on each hand up? [03:26.440]And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:28.840]And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [03:31.330]I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [03:33.290]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.530]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:38.040]Please stand up, please stand up? [03:40.230]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [03:42.480]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:44.730]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:47.260]Please stand up, please stand up? [03:49.430]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [03:51.600]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:53.870]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [03:56.510]Please stand up, please stand up? [03:58.620]'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady [04:00.870]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.120]So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up [04:05.680]Please stand up, please stand up? [04:08.520]Ha-ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us [04:13.980]Fvxk it, let's all stand up!