The Story of Steaklas (feat. Nathaniel Johnstone)-The Cog Is Dead/Nathaniel Johnstone

[00:00.000] 作曲 : John Mondelli [00:21.05]Back up in the woods of Tennessee [00:23.19]Lived a young boy named Nicolas Lee [00:24.99]But folks all called him Steaklas [00:27.19]'Cause he made really good steaks! [00:29.33]And on the day he became a man [00:31.48]Moved out to Texas & bough him some land [00:33.59]Build himself a cattle ranch [00:35.49]That was one amaying place! [00:37.67]He developed himself a special technique [00:39.77]Make your mouth water! [00:40.91]Make your knees weak! [00:41.87]Steak so good you'd slap ya' mama! [00:43.97](But then she'd slap ya back) [00:45.97]He opened a steakhouse there in town [00:48.12]And pretty soon the word got around [00:50.21]And everybody said [00:51.49]"Lord almighty, this boy has got a knack!" [00:54.25]And if you care to find him [00:56.51]Remember this one thing: [00:58.54]Around these parts if you want steaklas [01:00.55]He is called the king! [01:02.70]All hail Steaklas! [01:04.81]King of the Houston steaks! [01:06.75]Just come on down to Texas [01:08.82]And sample the Goodness that he makes! [01:11.01]And if you don't believe us [01:12.97]That this boy's got what it takes [01:15.05]There's never been a heifer [01:16.14]That tastes any better [01:17.22]Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes! [01:19.25]Well time went on and business changed [01:21.55]It ain't too easy out on the range [01:23.61]Mom & Pop stores shut their doors [01:25.59]When big corporations came around [01:27.77]Next thing you knew, [01:28.82]And without any warning [01:29.77]There were corporate steakhouses [01:30.96]On every corner! [01:32.06]Driving all the local business [01:34.05]Right down into the ground [01:35.88]Well Steaklas got mad [01:37.13]And he clenched his fist [01:38.26]Said, "Hey now, I won't stand for this! [01:40.40]Ain't nobody gonna put... [01:41.99]My cattle ranch out of commision!" [01:43.98]So he called out the company [01:45.56]Said, "Let's make a deal! [01:46.68]I challenge Y'all to make a better meal! [01:48.68]And the loser has to leave town for good [01:50.99]After this competition!" [01:52.74]So they arranged a cook-off [01:54.83]A show of art and skill [01:56.97]But Steaklas wasn't bluffing [01:58.62]he was ready for the kill! [02:01.17]All hail Steaklas! [02:03.23]King of the Houston steaks! [02:05.16]Just come on down to Texas [02:07.37]And sample the Goodness that he makes! [02:09.50]And if you don't believe us [02:11.48]That this boy's got what it takes [02:13.64]There's never been a heifer [02:14.61]That tastes any better [02:15.67]Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes! [02:17.77]So Steaklas walked up to the grill [02:19.96]There was fire in his eyes [02:21.87]He was confident he'd win this thing [02:23.87]He knew it was do or die [02:26.11]Them city boys, they laughed at him [02:28.15]Said, "No way you can win!" [02:30.19]So Steaklas smiled, tipped his hat [02:32.09]And said, "Let the games begin!" [02:51.16]Well, when it was over [02:52.34]As you probably guessed [02:53.40]Seemed the issue'd been [02:54.58]Put to rest [02:55.40]Them corporate steaks was pretty good [02:57.40]But they just could not compete [02:59.50]Whether baked or broiled [03:00.72]Or grilled or fried [03:01.69]I tell ya there's not a man alive [03:03.57]That even stood a chance of topping [03:05.80]The magic of that meat! [03:07.58]Well, the companies tried [03:09.02]They had their chance [03:10.05]But looked like Steaklas [03:11.22]Was keeping his ranch [03:12.18]The corporate suits said, [03:13.74]"Well, looks like you got lucky today." [03:16.26]Steaklas said,"Boy, that ain't luck, it's skill! [03:18.42]Nobody's gonna beat me on my grill... [03:20.57]But y'all are welcome to come on back... [03:22.36]Next time you're in the mood to play!" [03:24.63]So next time you're in Texas [03:26.64]And you're hungry for the best [03:28.71]Make sure you come and get the only [03:30.88]Steak that's stood the test! [03:32.99]All hail Steaklas! [03:35.03]King of the Houston steaks! [03:36.98]Just come on down to Texas [03:39.13]And sample the Goodness that he makes! [03:41.33]And if you don't believe us [03:43.28]That this boy's got what it takes [03:45.38]There's never been a heifer [03:46.45]That tastes any better [03:47.57]Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes! [03:49.77]All hail Steaklas! [03:51.73]King of the Houston steaks! [03:53.67]Just come on down to Texas [03:55.84]And sample the Goodness that he makes! [03:57.99]And if you don't believe us [03:59.99]That this boy's got what it takes [04:02.09]There's never been a heifer [04:03.12]That tastes any better [04:04.15]Than the ones ol' Steaklas makes!