**** Everything-Jon lajoie

[00:00.000] 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie [00:01.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie [00:02.000] 编曲 : Jon lajoie [00:04.196]Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a ****.
哟 所有说唱歌手都宣称不在乎狗屁 [00:09.359]Well step aside *******, cause I give the lowest amount **** humanly possible.
赶紧滚开废物们 老子在乎的程度是人类最低 [00:10.790]
[00:12.222]What?!
哈？！ [00:12.509]
[00:13.943](I don't a give a ****...)
(老子才不在乎...) [00:16.238]About anything, **** everyone and **** everything, what
万物皆可抛 去他妈的全世界 [00:19.402](I don't give a ****...)
(老子不在乎...) [00:21.991]I literally don't give a **** about anything
字面意义上对任何事都毫无兴趣 [00:22.848]
[00:25.142]I don't give a **** about mother****in' anything
管他什么鬼东西老子统统不在意 [00:27.726]People care about shit, I say **** everything
别人在乎的破事 我说全都去他妈地 [00:31.162]**** you, **** me, **** the sky, **** trees, **** the sun
去你的去我的去蓝天去树林去太阳系 [00:33.454]I don't need heat for Vitamin D!
补充维生素D才不需要晒太阳哩 [00:33.740]
[00:34.599]And **** toasters, I don't need to cook my bread
面包机见鬼 老子吃冷面包也行 [00:38.911]And **** coasters, I use a little plate instead
杯垫算老几 我用小碟子照样稳 [00:41.781]And **** roosters with their useless ****adoodledoo
公鸡别打鸣 你那喔喔啼有屁用 [00:42.934]We invented alarm clocks, we no longer need you
闹钟发明后 您老可以退休了 [00:43.793]
[00:47.512]Don't give a **** about chairs, I prefer to stand
椅子算什么东西 站着更舒坦 [00:50.097]And **** air conditioners, I got a ceiling fan
空调滚一边 吊扇才是我伙伴 [00:53.257]And **** the movie The Fan, starring Wesley Snipes
《绝对阴谋》烂片 韦斯利·斯奈普斯 [00:55.845]Demolition Man's the only Snipes movie I like
《越空狂龙》是他唯一能看的片子 [00:58.679]And **** liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like
喜欢啥都蠢 连喜好本身都嫌弃 [01:01.546]Don't give a **** about not liking all the shit I don't like
讨厌啥也烦 双重否定更没意义 [01:04.126]Like tissues. **** 'em! I blow my nose on the couch
纸巾去死吧 我用沙发擤鼻涕 [01:06.997]And **** my nostrils and my sense smell I breathe through my mouth
鼻孔也多余 嗅觉算屁 用嘴呼吸 [01:07.285]
[01:10.160]Don't give a **** about seeing *****, **** my eyes
视力见鬼去 老子宁愿当瞎子 [01:12.738]**** visual perception yo, I'd rather be blind
视觉感知算个球 黑暗更踏实 [01:15.612]**** time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke
时间最可笑 秒太短分太荒唐 [01:18.480]And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most
小时长得离谱 半小时就够长 [01:21.358]And **** coasts, don't give a **** about where water meets land
海岸线去死 水陆交界关我屁事 [01:23.933]And **** boats, just because you float you think you're so ****ing bad
船舰算老几 会漂浮就了不起？ [01:27.379]And **** jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time
幽默感滚蛋 谁要整天讲笑话 [01:28.241]My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but...
爱犬长肿瘤快死了 但... [01:30.252]
[01:31.687](I don't a give a ****...)
(老子才不在乎...) [01:36.000]About anything, **** everyone and **** everything, what
万物皆可抛 去他妈的全世界 [01:38.258](I don't give a ****...)
(老子不在乎...) [01:40.848]I literally don't give a **** about anything
字面意义上对任何事都毫无兴趣 [01:41.421]
[01:43.712]Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup
走进咖啡馆点单时 [01:45.721]The girl says "small, medium, large?"
妹子问"中杯大杯超大杯？" [01:46.870]I say "***** I don't give a ****"
我说"随便 老子不在乎" [01:49.458]She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size"
她说"不选尺寸没法下单" [01:52.323]I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a ****, alright?"
我说"行吧大杯 但依然不在乎" [01:55.189]Don't give a **** about beverage size options mother****er
饮料尺寸选项算个屌 [01:58.058]And I don't give a **** about liquids either
液体本身也毫无意义 [02:00.638]They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place
总是湿漉漉洒得到处都是 [02:03.474]Like human ***** when I get it all over my face
就像精液糊我满脸时 [02:04.621]I'm not gay, I just don't give a **** about straight sex
不是同性恋 只是对异性性爱无感 [02:06.631]
[02:09.215]And **** my , I'll pee and cum out my mouth instead.
尿道也多余 改用嘴巴排尿射精 [02:12.078]**** biological functions, **** the human body
生理功能滚蛋 人体结构垃圾 [02:14.952]I prefer the body a bat with the head a coyote
想要蝙蝠身体配土狼头颅 [02:17.541]I call myself Batyote and I fight crime at night
自称"狼蝠侠"夜间打击犯罪 [02:20.410]I know its similar to Batman but mother**** copyright
知道像蝙蝠侠 但去他妈版权法 [02:23.280]I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday
老子天天抄袭 根本停不下来 [02:24.713]Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way
天生就走在正确的道路上 [02:26.147]
[02:29.023]And **** birth, entering the world space & time is a *****
出生最荒谬 降临时空就是狗屎 [02:31.887]Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks
在随机宇宙寻找意义蠢爆了 [02:34.754]Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way
是命中注定还是自由意志？ [02:37.622]Did I choose to not give a **** about ice cube trays
选择不在乎冰格也算自由？ [02:40.493]If I want ice I'll go to the ****ing corner store and buy a bag
要冰块就去便利店买现成的 [02:43.079]Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a mother****ing drag
灌水等结冰简直烦死个人 [02:45.940]You know what? **** the word ****, I don't need to use it
知道吗 "操"字也多余 [02:49.091]I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus
副歌改用"电锯"代替 [02:49.376]
[02:51.671](I don't a give a chainsaw...)
(老子才不电锯...) [02:55.110]About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what
万物皆可锯 电锯全人类电锯全宇宙 [02:57.399](I don't give a chainsaw...)
(老子不电锯...) [02:59.983]I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything
字面意义上对任何事都毫无电锯欲 [03:00.269]
[03:03.423]If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a **** the most
如果有"最不在乎"大赛 [03:05.724]I wouldn't win cause I don't give a **** about winning yo
我肯定输 因为连赢都懒得care [03:08.596]I don't even give a **** about not giving a ****,
甚至对"不在乎"这件事也无感 [03:11.460]So I do give a ****... wait, what?
所以其实在乎...等等 啥？ [03:12.034]
[03:14.336](I give a ****...)
(其实我在乎...) [03:16.920]About anything, I love everyone and care about everything
在乎世间万物 热爱全人类关心一切 [03:20.072](I give a ****...)
(我在乎...)