Star Wars in 99 Seconds-Jon Cozart

[00:00.41]Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy [00:02.81]Far in a galaxy, far, far away [00:06.69]There once was a boy slave, destined to save space [00:10.54]He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen [00:13.54]Padme's a cougar [00:15.13]Qui gets killed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half [00:18.35]Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine [00:21.92]It's the clone age, sand people rampage [00:26.69]Mommy got flayed, strayed [00:28.67]Ani's bae is Padme [00:33.09]Anakin you are breaking my heart [00:38.35]Order is made, Jedi are slain [00:40.68]Kill all the baby tiny younglings [00:42.06]Sid takes the throne, long live the clones [00:44.24]Burn Ani, turn him to a robo [00:46.58]Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man [00:48.29]Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first [00:50.33]You're my only hopie Obi Wan [00:52.23]Look, a small moon [00:53.24]That's a space ship [00:54.17]Worshipfullness, walking carpet [00:55.99]This princess better pay out [00:57.96]Use the force, Luke [00:59.80]Close your eyes and shoot [01:01.76]Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky [01:06.69]Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try [01:10.58]Try the dark side [01:11.51]No, no! [01:13.28]Luke, I'm your daddykins. (What?) [01:15.00]Your mom was kissing Anakin [01:17.35]Han's frozen [01:18.62]I love you [01:19.90]I know [01:20.83]It's father, son and daughter [01:26.13]A dynasty united at last [01:30.96]The galaxy is free from evil [01:35.70]Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past [01:39.25]