Politiclash-Jon Cozart

[00:14.25]-----Hillary Clinton----- [00:15.79]Uh 5-6-7-8 [00:20.29]Hi, Hillary here [00:22.52]Woman up [00:23.25]Been in power for many a year [00:25.37]Spent a decade or three in political spheres [00:28.30]You say I'm just first lady [00:29.96]you're killin me here [00:31.26]Strolling up to the Whitehouse, I never forget [00:34.09]The smell of carpe diem carpet bombs [00:36.03]and ceiling the debt [00:37.03]Back when I operated Bill [00:38.73]like a marionett [00:39.95]Sporting Gepetto stilettos [00:41.75]taking on ghettos and terror threats [00:43.25]Then real boy toyed [00:44.79]with the wrong brunette [00:46.04]Pinocchioing poking around [00:47.78]to get his wood wet [00:49.14]Still eight years running, [00:50.89]didn't break a sweat [00:52.01]Left with my head on my shoulders [00:53.53]I'm no Marie Antoinette [00:54.99]My speed is breakneck, take checks [00:56.73]won't apologize for the upset [00:58.28]Didn't die with my man [00:59.44]this ain't no Romeo, Juliet [01:01.10]Mama's back for the votes [01:02.42]just call me suffragette [01:03.84]Forget Bill [01:04.99]I'm an à la carte oligarch and I'm crushing it [01:07.50]Hi, Clinton is back [01:09.97]Suit up [01:10.80]In a pants suit and on the attack [01:12.88]Brute up [01:13.79]Protecting people from here to Iraq [01:15.97]Gonna pick up that torch from Barack [01:18.57]You can sing hallelujah [01:20.52]but I'm too much to Handel [01:22.07]Forget Shonda Rhymes [01:23.80]I invented the Scandal [01:24.90]Benghazi Nazi paparazzi [01:26.24]come and stir up another fuss [01:28.11]Call TIME magazine [01:29.25]I'm the queen of the cover ups [01:30.92]Gonna kick ass and take blames [01:32.64]Upper class, I'll take aim [01:34.15]Put Bernie in an urn and [01:35.62]fight the fanboy fanned flames [01:36.97]I'm hyper activist, The lion [01:38.55]elephant's nemesis [01:39.91]An emotional strategist [01:41.56]black mamba, I'm venomous [01:42.78]Wrathful warrior pacifist [01:44.24]channel Yahweh in Genesis [01:45.87]I'm the gaudiest godliest [01:47.36]godless minimal feminist [01:48.86]I'm HRC New election new me [01:51.91]All hail the female in 2016 [01:54.88]-----Donald Jianguo----- [01:55.30]Uh, Hillary. Can i talk? [01:56.96]No? [01:57.86]‘Terrific [02:03.68]So we're supposed to elect you [02:05.19]just because you're a woman [02:06.88]You're less likable than Cruz [02:08.32]and he looks like a melting snowman [02:09.95]Such excitement for indictment [02:11.46]this email thing's a bad omen [02:12.94]Getting cold, better run to Putin [02:14.45]before you get Snowden [02:16.03]Don't be alarmed, it's just me [02:17.72]the real Donald Trump [02:18.94]I'm here to smear to give your ladies [02:20.58]and your ratings a bump [02:21.81]You pumped? [02:22.47]I'm the buyer's choice to make America great again [02:25.06]Mission's simple [02:25.86]give permission to let Americans hate again [02:28.43]Speaking of which, Obama's a Muslim [02:29.58]talk about foreign aid [02:31.06]Where was he born? Africa? [02:32.58]I popped out in suede [02:33.92]And hey, when life gave me millions [02:35.50]I made billionaide [02:36.84]Best served on ice with a plate [02:38.19]of Barack O'BBQ in the shade [02:40.30]Money money money mon---ey [02:43.04]Took my casino earnings [02:44.47]brought some cash to the party [02:45.86]Just spent a weekend at Bernie's [02:47.42]now we're crashing the parties [02:48.74]Poaching establishment voters on a Ferrari safari [02:51.90]Talkin a big game sippingon some fascist Bacardi [02:55.41]Jk I don't drink [02:56.55]I have self control [02:58.11]Unless you're not-white [02:59.87]Rosie O'Donnel, or an internet troll [03:00.90]Blew up Republican politics like the law was Sharia [03:04.42]Made Chris Christie my bitchie [03:05.63]Turned Carson into Madea [03:07.05]Ted held hands with Fiorina while my fans filled arenas [03:10.07]Poor bruised abused Cruz [03:11.72]I stole his role in God's Not Dead 3-uh [03:13.58]Bernie, baby, take notes from a true inside outsider [03:16.29]You're a dumbfounded dumb founder [03:17.71]of a movement that floundered [03:19.51]Your camp can riot at my rallies [03:20.78]but don't show up to fight [03:21.96]Things get messy when teens start exercising their rights [03:28.11]-----Bernie Sanders----- [03:32.28]So you're worth millions [03:33.81]well I'm a meme, that's my net worth [03:35.75]I'm set, working the net [03:37.47]go on and keep your networks [03:38.99]I'm gonna polarize ya, pulverize ya [03:40.78]separate the truth from lies [03:42.62]Can't stop the young people [03:44.16]Bernie's gonna youthenize ya [03:46.01]I'm new and old fashioned [03:48.04]hi, I'm Bernie Sanders [03:49.26]I came from the streets of Brooklyn [03:51.04]to be your chief commander [03:52.64]I meander gerrymandering and slander from a witch [03:56.03]Which, by the by [03:56.92]is why I pitched a campaign for the no-rich niche [03:59.64]Funded by Americans [04:01.33]Bernie's super packless [04:03.07]No corruption, no greed [04:04.91]I'm like a shamwow, no mess [04:06.60]Hit the campaign trail with black sails [04:08.33]Eff the police I'm freeing the black males [04:10.03]Stall white collar low ballers [04:11.71]from tipping cash to tip the scales [04:13.46]Gonna fill the jails with laymen [04:15.03]Hope their souls are worth the savings [04:16.82]Misbehave in the Caymens [04:18.17]Trump, you're gonna go to hell for your havens, oh boy [04:20.30]Hey Satan, is this seat taken? [04:22.24]America's gotta white-collar cravin [04:23.67]I'm the second most popular socialist [04:25.11]Jew gettin praised in this nation [04:26.93]If ya got a couple millions [04:28.58]you'll be revolushunned [04:30.21]I got 99 problems, but my percent ain't 1 [04:33.69]