Calm Down Baby-Mac Lethal

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Mac Lethal [00:00.24]IntroThis is for anyone wishing they could do their entire life over: [00:08.16]Quit sulking, you ****ing pussy [00:13.11]Yeah yeah yeah, clown on my accent all you want [00:15.48]I'll whoop your cat's ass. I'll whoop your grandmothers ass [00:18.48]I'll whoop your sisters ass. I'll whoop your ass [00:19.56]I'll beat your moms ass. I'll kick your ass [00:21.15]Verse OneIts the anti-socialite not-so-christian [00:23.97]That'll talk more shit than bitter and old women [00:26.58]On puny ass rappers with little-to-no rhythm [00:29.22]**** veganism give me some General Tso's Chicken [00:32.10]I write weird songs that got hooks like Journey [00:34.50]And if I grew my hair out I'd probably look like Fergie [00:37.20]But I'd never tinkle in my pants while I was on stage [00:40.05]Cause I was potty trained when I was four years of age [00:43.05]I think a lot of people these days are bitches [00:45.48]I also think that emo and emotional are different [00:48.09]But more so I hate white girls that talk like [00:50.43]"Aww hell no, girl I'm gettin' this shit crunk [00:52.65]You know what I'm sayin'?" [00:53.70]I'm not jokin', it's nothing but bark, I feel lost [00:56.52]Can't remember where the **** that I parked [00:58.62]The world is gray and blue but what skates me through [01:01.35]Is knowing that I have a better music taste than you [01:04.11]I used to like Tool until they made the same album [01:06.63]That they made the last time they made the same album [01:08.97]Every time they make a damn album its the same album, really [01:12.06]And only stoners listen to their music, it's silly [01:14.82]I still think the Deftones are dope [01:16.74]And I like Nick Drake on the days I wanna let go of hope [01:20.07]Wilco is great and Ice-T is still clever [01:22.74]And no matter what its ALWAYS Wu-Tang Forever [01:26.10]Hook x2Calm down baby [01:26.91]Don't you talk because [01:28.35]Calm down baby [01:29.58]Don't you talk because [01:30.81]I don't need lovin' and I don't need help [01:43.80]I'd rather ride in the car by my goddamn self [01:45.81]Verse TwoI'm 25 I started rapping as a sophomore [01:49.47]In those days I'd hide my cigarettes in my sock drawer [01:52.20]Until I heard my mom snorin' sleeping on the green couch [01:55.65]And then I'd secretively sneak out [01:57.87]My first taste of heartbreak was at the park late one summer night [02:01.47]I had a big crush on a girl named Sarah [02:03.90]I was gonna ask her out until I saw Tim Phillips kissing her grabbing her butt [02:08.07]Asshole! [02:08.55]I was madder than **** and walked home [02:10.62]Oh, Tim Phillips smells like Cool Water cologne [02:13.20]Well **** him, his Mustang and all his other friends [02:15.96]I vowed I would never love again [02:17.97]And since then I've dated but **** that I can't give nothin' [02:21.27]I'd rather sail alone than have my damn ship sunken [02:23.91]Being single's par for the course [02:25.89]I don't wanna cause a marriage [02:27.33]Cause I don't wanna cause a divorce [02:29.37]Its probably important and its better for health [02:31.86]Besides, I get the whole damn bed to myself [02:34.44]But what the hell everybody yells for me to drop down my guard [02:37.65]No! this heart of mine's for me, it's locked down and it's scarred [02:40.44]Go home, I don't need me a wife, I'm happily single for life [02:44.70]Alright? [02:45.30]My name is Mac Sheldon I'm a fire-sign Leo [02:48.15]Alcoholic, anti-mall, anti-hero [02:50.97]Anti-soccer mom, anti-hipster [02:53.55]Pro-eating Captain Crunch cereal for dinner [02:56.22]Pro-taking bong hits to cure your depression [02:58.80]And pro-demo CD [02:59.97]If you got one let me check it [03:01.38]But never ask me what the hell I'm laughing about [03:03.78]See ya later [03:04.62]I'mma go take a nap on the couch, alright? [03:06.87]Hook x2Calm down baby [03:08.25]Don't you talk because [03:09.66]Calm down baby [03:10.92]Don't you talk because [03:12.15]I don't need lovin' and I don't need help [03:25.14]I'd rather ride in the car by my goddamn self [03:28.92]OutroGee, Mac... what are we gonna do about this Kansan accent of yours? [03:33.48]Well, self, since you're asking in the third person [03:37.14]We're gonna ****in' keep it! [03:39.72]Because it makes us pretty... and unique... and beautiful. Like birds! [03:47.79]I'll whoop your mother's ass