Airport Piano-Tim Minchin

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Tim Minchin [00:07.99]I wrote this song on an airport piano [00:10.66]I was the guy disturbing your journey from security [00:17.23]To gate 23A [00:19.74]Maybe you noticed me? [00:21.42]I wrote this song cos I had a spare hour [00:24.31]I was delayed trying to get back to my babies in Sydney [00:30.72]And I noticed the keys so I'm writing a song [00:34.15]Singin'!! [00:34.74]Women in SUV Porsches always look miserable [00:40.16]I don't know why they're so sad [00:43.49]Maybe it's the calories they coulda had [00:46.73]Filling them up with regret? [00:48.82]And men in cafes in ski resorts [00:51.68]Trying to connect with their sons [00:54.33]Look like they just wanna hit 'em! [00:57.22]I mean I'm sure that they dig 'em underneath all the gear [01:04.43]a yong man in Air Jordans [01:08.04]Just left me five dollars on the piano [01:12.16]whattaya know? [01:17.88]I always hated those airport pianos [01:20.95]Should be a law saying playing the theme from Beverly Halls Cop [01:27.56]Will get one of your hands chopped off! [01:31.61]I wrote this song on an airport piano [01:34.46]I'm out of time I just need one more little rhyme [01:37.62]I gotta board that plane [01:41.47]They're calling my name [01:42.96]So I'm writing a song [01:44.40]Singin'!! [01:44.98]Women in SUV Porsches always look miserable [01:50.48]Or is it only the Botox [01:53.67]They stick in their face to keep their looks from slipping [01:56.89]They're kicking the can down the road [01:59.06]And men in mansions on cul-de-sacs [02:02.09]Having ther midlife affairs [02:04.24]With the wife or a banker [02:07.21]Where the banker is banging Biancay [02:10.77]But sadly they're still gonna die [02:15.17]A guy buying Subway [02:18.57]Anxiously digs through his cabin bag [02:21.20]Smiles when his wallet is found [02:25.46]Pays for his six-inch [02:28.45]Then forgets that his bag is unzipped [02:31.01]So the contents of it [02:32.65]Is disgorged [02:34.23]And a jar of Viagra spills onto the ground [02:39.12]So it goes [02:39.94]Women in SUV porsches always look miserable [02:45.38]And I know why they're so sad: [02:48.54]They thought they'd be happier than they were in their Fords [02:51.18]But now they're bored of their Porsches [02:53.06]And they're looking for more [02:54.89]They're out there shopping for more [02:56.66]And their husband's so fat in his new Lycra shorts [02:59.83]Trying to peddle his way back to ninety-four [03:03.28]Trying to wind back the clock to before [03:05.86]To before they had this boat and this house [03:08.35]And this buy-to-let mortgage [03:10.42]To before they had bought all the thing that they thought [03:13.70]Would fiil up the hole but the goal keeps receding [03:17.23]His hair is receding [03:18.96]There's a book he's been reading for six months [03:22.20]But the words just swim round the pages [03:24.66]And god it's been ages since they made love [03:27.50]And the kids are on drugs [03:29.18]With there ADHD and their anxiey [03:32.53]And their music is shit [03:34.32]And the time just keeps slipping away [03:36.80]And I'm sitting here playing and singing [03:39.47]And they are calling my name [03:41.20]Cos your flight's gotta go when your flight's gotta go [03:44.54]And I wrote this song on an airport piano [03:50.02]This piano was desecrated by ... Tim Minchin