Dodge Veg-O-Matic-Jonathan Richman

[01:54.70]I'm gonna tell you 'bout the car that I just bought. [02:00.64]It's that Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot. [02:05.11] [02:05.85]Well, I'm gonna tell you 'bout the car that I now own. [02:10.84] [02:13.46]Well it doesn't go nowhere, it just stays all alone. [02:18.51] [02:21.26]You know, I like it. [02:22.38] [02:23.13]You know, I like it a whole lot. [02:25.50] [02:26.93]Well, that's my Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot. [02:31.74] [02:32.80]My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, there in the parking lot. [02:44.47]You know, I like it. [02:46.09]You know, I like to watch it rot. [02:49.77] [02:50.84]I'm gonna tell you 'bout a car you'd best not buy. [02:52.89]The brakes'll fall off and you will sigh. [02:54.53]I'm gonna tell you 'bout a car that you won't like. [03:02.42] [03:05.47]You had best stay home, sir, better take your bike. [03:12.48]I like it. I like it a lot. [03:19.96] [03:21.59]Because it's my Dodge Veg-O-Matic, it's there in the parking lot. [03:26.58]My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, it's there in the parking lot. [03:29.70]You know, I like it, though, yes, I like it a lot. [03:42.24] [04:04.40]Well, I'll meet you at seven in the parking lot. [04:08.33]We can all just stand by my car, you know, and watch it rot. [04:15.32] [04:18.38]Well, I'll see you about seven, sir, don't be late. [04:21.75] [04:25.86]We'll stand there and watch my car vegetate. [04:28.98] [04:32.60]You know, I like it. [04:35.04]You know, I like it a lot. [04:37.66]Well, go ahead and buy it, don't listen to me, go ahead and do it. [04:42.97] [04:47.09]You'll have it home five minutes and you'll know you blew it. [04:50.46] [04:54.02]See, the brakes are made of glass and tires are made of vinyl. [04:57.51] [05:01.19]You'll want to take it back find out that all sales are final. [05:04.31] [05:07.93]You know, I like it, though. [05:12.61]I like this car a lot. [05:14.05] [05:15.23]My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, it's there in the parking lot. [05:18.79] [05:21.80]It's my Dodge Veg-O-Matic, there in the parking lot. [05:26.05] [05:28.30]Well, you know, I like it. [05:29.55]I like it a lot.