Everyday Normal Guy-Jon lajoie

[00:10.232]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人 [00:20.801]Nothing special about me Mother ****e
再平凡无奇不过了 [00:23.276]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人 [00:26.420]When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother ****e
去俱乐部要乖乖排队 [00:29.569]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人 [00:32.315]I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother ****e
我在银行取了600刀 [00:34.977]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人 [00:37.809]And my sexual performances are average
也只是平均水平 [00:40.600]I work at customer service for a phone company
我在一家手机公司当客服 [00:43.600]I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
一个小时才赚12刀，但这就是我需要的 [00:46.192]I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
我住在一条安静街区的小公寓里 [00:49.125]I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
比较宅，喜欢看电视 [00:52.037]I cant afford a car I use public transportation
买不起车，只能用公共交通工具 [00:55.109]I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
不在意在车上阅读，直到我到达目的地 [00:57.794]sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
有时是报纸，有时是书 [01:00.608]the amount of money I save this shit is off the hoo
厉行节约是为了摆脱困境 [01:03.294]And i am not very good with the women
我的女人缘不太好 [01:05.736]I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
我非常害羞而且长的一般 [01:09.143]last time I had sex was in 200
最后一次性生活是在2003年 [01:11.887]and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
我很惭愧得承认，不过这不是免费的 [01:14.574]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人 [01:17.246]I get nervous in social situations Mother ****e
我在社交场合会感到紧张 [01:20.046]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人 [01:23.171]I get constipated once a month Mother ****e
每个月都会便秘一次 [01:25.991]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人 [01:28.743]And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother ****e
我做了很棒的意粉酱 [01:31.614]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人 [01:34.382]and I get scared when I go see the dentist
当我去看牙医时也会感到害怕 [01:36.910]I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
我在日常生活中是Pauly Shore [01:40.095]easily forgettable and I am not very liked
比较健忘，我不太喜欢 [01:42.875]I have an "According to Jim" personality
有“吉姆说“里那样的个性 [01:45.730]I'm as entertaining as a ****ing ST
我和STD一样有趣 [01:48.651]if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
如果你想来找我麻烦，我想你应该可以 [01:51.480]because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
因为我不是很自信，而且是个弱鸡 [01:54.288]I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
当你踢我背后时我只会蜷成一团 [01:57.100]honestly I probably wont fight back
说实话，我可能不会还手 [01:59.971]And I don't have many friends that would back me up
而且我没有这么多朋友挺我 [02:02.697]My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough Steve
可能会，但他看起来也不强硬 [02:05.517]You want some of this shit
想要几个这种吗？ [02:08.388]If you rarely get laid put your hands up
如果你很少有性生活，请举起手来 [02:10.732]If you're not well paid put your hands up
如果你是个穷鬼，请举起手来 [02:13.380]If you got a pet cat put your hands up
如果你养了猫，请举起手来 [02:16.229]and if you got a bad back put your hands up
如果你的背部酸痛，请举起手来 [02:19.069]I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge
我在两年前的夏天搬冰箱的时候弄伤了背部 [02:22.041]and ever since then it's just not the same
从那以后就有点不太一样了 [02:24.101]It gets pretty sore
你知道的，它变得非常痛 [02:26.652]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人 [02:30.148]My parents are really nice people Mother ****e
我的父母都非常棒 [02:33.153]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人 [02:36.047]I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother ****e
还有点恐高 [02:38.373]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人 [02:41.717]I like the show Grey's Anatomy Mother ****e
喜欢”实习医生格蕾“ [02:44.644]I am just a regular everyday normal guy
我只是个万古不变的平凡人 [02:47.352]and I am pretty good at making paper planes
很擅长折纸飞机