White & Nerdy (Parody of "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire featuring Krayzie Bone) (Main Version)-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:06.64]They see me mowin' [00:08.58]My front lawn [00:10.33]I know they're all thinking [00:11.64]I'm so White N'nerdy [00:13.39]Think I'm just too white n'nerdy [00:15.08]Think I'm just too white n'nerdy [00:16.58]Can't you see I'm white n'nerdy [00:18.08]Look at me I'm white n'nerdy! [00:20.14]I wanna roll with- [00:22.14]The gangsters [00:23.77]But so far they all think [00:25.58]I'm too white n'nerdy [00:26.96]Think I'm just too white n'nerdy [00:28.46]Think I'm just too white n'nerdy [00:30.14]I'm just too white n'nerdy [00:32.04]Really,really white n'nerdy [00:33.07]First in my class here at M.I.T. [00:34.33]Got skills,I'm a Champion of DND [00:35.89]MC Escher that's my favorite MC [00:37.45]Keep your 40 [00:37.82]I'll just have an Earl Grey tea [00:39.57]My rims never spin to the contrary [00:41.01]You'll find they're quite stationary [00:42.70]All of my action figures are cherry [00:44.39]Steven Hawkings in my library [00:46.14]My MySpace page is all totally pimped out [00:48.01]I got people begging for my top 8spaces [00:49.95]Yo I know Pi to a thousand places [00:51.40]Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces [00:52.97]I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise [00:54.84]I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days [00:56.59]Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed, [00:58.34]my fingers movin'so fast I'll set the place ablaze [01:00.03]There's no killer app I haven't run [01:01.60]At Pascal,well,I'm number 1 [01:03.16]Do vector calculus just for fun [01:04.78]I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun [01:06.41]Happy days is my favourite theme song [01:07.93]I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong [01:09.76]I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on [01:11.41]I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon [01:13.11]Here's the part I sing on [01:14.11]They see me roll on,my Segway! [01:17.15]I know in my heart they think I'm [01:18.90]white n'nerdy! [01:20.08]Think I'm just too white n'nerdy [01:21.77]Think I'm just too white n'nerdy [01:23.52]Can't you see I'm white n'nerdy [01:25.27]Look at me I'm white n'nerdy [01:27.04]I'd like to roll with- [01:29.16]The gangsters [01:30.79]Although it's apparent I'm too [01:32.54]White n'nerdy [01:33.56]Think I'm just too white n'nerdy [01:37.01]I'm just too white n' [01:38.95]How'd I get so white n'nerdy? [01:40.65]I've been browsing,inspectin' [01:41.71]X-men comics you know I collect 'em [01:43.14]The pens in my pocket [01:44.14]I must protect 'em [01:45.25]my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored [01:47.19]Shopping online for deals on some writable media [01:48.68]I edit Wikipedia [01:50.26]I memorized Holy Grail really well [01:51.70]I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL [01:53.20]I got a business doing websites [01:54.97]When my friends need some code who do they call? [01:56.52]I do HTML for them all [01:58.34]Even made a homepage for my dog! [01:59.96]Yo!Got myself a fanny pack [02:01.65]they were having a sale down at the GAP [02:03.59]Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap [02:04.82]POP POP!Hope no one sees me gettin'freaky! [02:07.19]I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme [02:10.56]I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team! [02:13.69]Only question I ever thought was hard [02:15.35]Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? [02:17.05]I spend every weekend [02:17.54]at the renaissance fair [02:19.12]I got my name on my under wear! [02:20.61]They see me strollin' [02:22.74]They laughin' [02:24.36]And rollin'their eyes 'cause [02:26.05]I'm so white n'nerdy [02:27.68]Just because I'm white n'nerdy [02:29.05]Just because I'm white n'nerdy [02:30.67]All because I'm white n'nerdy [02:32.12]Holy cow I'm white n'nerdy [02:33.86]I wanna bowl with- [02:35.86]the gangsters [02:37.30]but oh well it's obvious I'm [02:39.55]white n'nerdy [02:40.80]Think I'm just too white n'nerdy [02:42.30]Think I'm just too white n'nerdy [02:44.17]I'm just too white n'nerdy [02:45.18]Look at me I'm white n'nerdy!