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[00:01.39]Hey girl,
嘿 妹子, [00:02.11]You know our economy's in the toilet
虽然咱们的经济状况烂透了 [00:03.58]But I'm still going to treat you right
但我还是要把你宠上天 [00:05.02]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
我说 你想要什么 我都能给你 [00:08.18]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 你想要什么 我都能给你 耶,耶 [00:12.76]Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
炸土豆丸子,冷鸭酒加冰 [00:15.30]And we can clip coupons all night
咱可以剪优惠券一整晚 [00:17.64]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要什么 我都能给你 [00:20.83]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 你想要什么 我都能给你 耶,耶 [00:25.81]Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
带你出去吃晚餐,地方你随便挑 [00:28.51]Like Burger King or Mickey Ds
像汉堡王或麦当劳啥的 [00:31.01]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要什么 我都能给你 [00:33.77]I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah, yeah
我说 你甚至可以来份大号薯条 耶,耶 [00:39.22]Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
宝贝,你知道吧 我可是个大暖男 [00:42.00]When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
买卫生纸时 总给你买双层的 [00:45.20]Want it, you can get it, my dear
只要你想,就能得到,亲爱的 [00:47.19]I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah
我有好市多会员卡在手,耶 [00:51.37]You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
你爱至尊拉面,你要至尊拉面 [00:54.46]Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em coming
那玩意我有一橱柜呢,源源不断 [00:57.45]You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
你想要的,我都有,去拿吧,,只要加热 [01:00.96]Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
倒进调料包 然后吃掉 [01:03.50]Pork and beans and Minute Rice
猪肉拌青豆再加上速食米饭 [01:06.73]And we can play Cribbage all night
咱可以玩克里比奇纸牌一整晚 [01:09.17]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要什么 我都能给你 [01:12.02]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 你想要什么 我都能给你 耶,耶 [01:16.72]I can take you to the laundromat downtown
我可以带你去市中心的自助洗衣店 [01:19.97]And watch all the clothes go round and round
看衣服们在洗衣机里滚来滚去 [01:21.91]And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想去哪里都行 [01:24.76]I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 你想去哪里都行 耶,耶 [01:30.10]Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
你是我认识的最辣的矮子,要是再胖点的话 [01:33.16]You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
你肯定能拿下俄亥俄州小姐亚军 [01:36.34]Seven dollar bills rolled
七美元大钞 [01:38.00]Up inside my plastic billfold
卷在我的塑料钱包里 [01:39.66]Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
给你买个百吉饼吧 即使它还没过期 [01:42.95]And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
你永远用不着穿你姐姐的旧衣服 [01:45.94]As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
只要我还是凯哥公司的副经理 [01:49.07]Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
拿个剪刀和汤碗给你剪头发 [01:52.34]You ain't got to pay me, that's the way that I roll
放心我不会收你钱,我就这么大方 [01:55.53]My chick can have want she want
我的妞 她想要什么都行 [01:57.62]At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
在沃尔玛她可以随心所欲的挑 [02:01.35]I know girl you ain't never had a man like that
我知道 姑娘 你从没拥有过一个像我这样的男人 [02:04.38]Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah
从不让你买大众货的那种,耶 [02:08.27]You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
你喜欢我的现代汽车,来看看我的现代汽车 [02:11.48]I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
下礼拜天我可以载着你去看你表哥 [02:14.46]But that's kind of far and I'm not made of cash
但是那里有点远 我没那么多现金啊 [02:17.73]Do you think you could chip in for gas?
你能分担点油钱不 [02:20.17]Mac and Cheese would be all right
通心面起司是极好的 [02:23.21]But let's send out for pizza tonight
但是今晚我们订个披萨吧 [02:25.50]And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
你想加什么配料都行 [02:28.63]I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah
我说 你甚至能吃那最后一块 耶,耶 [02:33.39]Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
偷接了邻居家的电缆 [02:36.38]Now I can get free HBO
现在我有免费HBO啦 [02:38.36]And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你现在想看啥节目都行 [02:41.80]I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah
我说 你现在想看啥节目都行 [02:45.82]And you can always ride the city bus
你还可以随便坐公交 [02:49.06]Got a stack of tokens just for us
我有一堆咱们的专属车票 [02:52.01]Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones
哟,我的钱包鼓得不行 [02:55.22]It's all about the Washingtons, that's right
全是一美元华盛顿纸钞,对喽 [02:59.51]You want White Castle, need White Castle
你爱白色城堡,你要白色城堡 [03:02.69]Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
只要有我在 这事就不成问题 [03:05.78]You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater
你要啥,咱就有啥,别那么悲观 [03:08.96]If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
我得抓一串餐巾纸留着以后用 [03:11.78]Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
二手店里的牛仔裤半价出售啦 [03:14.67]The underwear at Goodwill is nice
慈善商店里的内裤也不错 [03:16.99]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要什么 我都能给你 [03:19.99]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说你想要啥都行 耶,耶 [03:24.73]Baby, I can give you anything you please
宝贝,我能给你所有你要的 [03:27.68]Even share my government cheese
甚至分享我的政府救济粮都行 [03:29.79]And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要多少都行 [03:32.83]I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 宝贝 你想要多少都行 耶,耶
嘿 妹子, [00:02.11]You know our economy's in the toilet
虽然咱们的经济状况烂透了 [00:03.58]But I'm still going to treat you right
但我还是要把你宠上天 [00:05.02]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
我说 你想要什么 我都能给你 [00:08.18]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 你想要什么 我都能给你 耶,耶 [00:12.76]Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
炸土豆丸子,冷鸭酒加冰 [00:15.30]And we can clip coupons all night
咱可以剪优惠券一整晚 [00:17.64]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要什么 我都能给你 [00:20.83]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 你想要什么 我都能给你 耶,耶 [00:25.81]Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
带你出去吃晚餐,地方你随便挑 [00:28.51]Like Burger King or Mickey Ds
像汉堡王或麦当劳啥的 [00:31.01]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要什么 我都能给你 [00:33.77]I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah, yeah
我说 你甚至可以来份大号薯条 耶,耶 [00:39.22]Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
宝贝,你知道吧 我可是个大暖男 [00:42.00]When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
买卫生纸时 总给你买双层的 [00:45.20]Want it, you can get it, my dear
只要你想,就能得到,亲爱的 [00:47.19]I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah
我有好市多会员卡在手,耶 [00:51.37]You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
你爱至尊拉面,你要至尊拉面 [00:54.46]Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em coming
那玩意我有一橱柜呢,源源不断 [00:57.45]You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
你想要的,我都有,去拿吧,,只要加热 [01:00.96]Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
倒进调料包 然后吃掉 [01:03.50]Pork and beans and Minute Rice
猪肉拌青豆再加上速食米饭 [01:06.73]And we can play Cribbage all night
咱可以玩克里比奇纸牌一整晚 [01:09.17]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要什么 我都能给你 [01:12.02]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 你想要什么 我都能给你 耶,耶 [01:16.72]I can take you to the laundromat downtown
我可以带你去市中心的自助洗衣店 [01:19.97]And watch all the clothes go round and round
看衣服们在洗衣机里滚来滚去 [01:21.91]And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想去哪里都行 [01:24.76]I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 你想去哪里都行 耶,耶 [01:30.10]Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
你是我认识的最辣的矮子,要是再胖点的话 [01:33.16]You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
你肯定能拿下俄亥俄州小姐亚军 [01:36.34]Seven dollar bills rolled
七美元大钞 [01:38.00]Up inside my plastic billfold
卷在我的塑料钱包里 [01:39.66]Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day old
给你买个百吉饼吧 即使它还没过期 [01:42.95]And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
你永远用不着穿你姐姐的旧衣服 [01:45.94]As long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
只要我还是凯哥公司的副经理 [01:49.07]Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
拿个剪刀和汤碗给你剪头发 [01:52.34]You ain't got to pay me, that's the way that I roll
放心我不会收你钱,我就这么大方 [01:55.53]My chick can have want she want
我的妞 她想要什么都行 [01:57.62]At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
在沃尔玛她可以随心所欲的挑 [02:01.35]I know girl you ain't never had a man like that
我知道 姑娘 你从没拥有过一个像我这样的男人 [02:04.38]Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah
从不让你买大众货的那种,耶 [02:08.27]You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
你喜欢我的现代汽车,来看看我的现代汽车 [02:11.48]I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
下礼拜天我可以载着你去看你表哥 [02:14.46]But that's kind of far and I'm not made of cash
但是那里有点远 我没那么多现金啊 [02:17.73]Do you think you could chip in for gas?
你能分担点油钱不 [02:20.17]Mac and Cheese would be all right
通心面起司是极好的 [02:23.21]But let's send out for pizza tonight
但是今晚我们订个披萨吧 [02:25.50]And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
你想加什么配料都行 [02:28.63]I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah
我说 你甚至能吃那最后一块 耶,耶 [02:33.39]Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
偷接了邻居家的电缆 [02:36.38]Now I can get free HBO
现在我有免费HBO啦 [02:38.36]And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你现在想看啥节目都行 [02:41.80]I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah
我说 你现在想看啥节目都行 [02:45.82]And you can always ride the city bus
你还可以随便坐公交 [02:49.06]Got a stack of tokens just for us
我有一堆咱们的专属车票 [02:52.01]Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones
哟,我的钱包鼓得不行 [02:55.22]It's all about the Washingtons, that's right
全是一美元华盛顿纸钞,对喽 [02:59.51]You want White Castle, need White Castle
你爱白色城堡,你要白色城堡 [03:02.69]Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
只要有我在 这事就不成问题 [03:05.78]You want it, we'll get it, just don't be a hater
你要啥,咱就有啥,别那么悲观 [03:08.96]If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
我得抓一串餐巾纸留着以后用 [03:11.78]Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
二手店里的牛仔裤半价出售啦 [03:14.67]The underwear at Goodwill is nice
慈善商店里的内裤也不错 [03:16.99]And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要什么 我都能给你 [03:19.99]I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说你想要啥都行 耶,耶 [03:24.73]Baby, I can give you anything you please
宝贝,我能给你所有你要的 [03:27.68]Even share my government cheese
甚至分享我的政府救济粮都行 [03:29.79]And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
宝贝 你想要多少都行 [03:32.83]I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
我说 宝贝 你想要多少都行 耶,耶