If That Ain't Country-Anthony Smith

[00:00.00] [00:14.29]Well I'm just an old man now covered with scars [00:18.25]Most of them I got fightin' in them redneck bars [00:22.23]And A bunch of brand new tattoos that Squench put on me [00:25.42] [00:29.07]He covered up the ones I'd gotten years ago [00:32.69]Back in prison when I was just Dave Coe [00:36.47]And I wasn't famous then and I wasn't free [00:39.83] [00:43.39]You know I grew up in a three room run down shack [00:47.18]At the foot of the hill by the railroad track [00:50.31]Where decent folks don't go when the sun goes down [00:53.74] [00:56.91]My daddy worked at the Goodyear tire and rubber company [00:59.62]And he worked on cars [01:01.42]My momma went to church and my daddy went to bars [01:05.02]Most people just called it the hillbilly part of town [01:07.89] [01:11.31]I had a '55 Chevy when I was fifteen [01:15.30]I painted it red cause I was still green [01:19.31]Hell I couldn't even afford to buy it gas [01:21.91] [01:24.72]Had a .410 rifle and a bowie knife to [01:28.29]Red Man tobacco that I liked to chew [01:31.57]And we'd count the cars when the trains went past [01:34.77]And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass [01:37.51] [01:39.63]If that ain't country it'll hair lip the pope [01:45.48]If that ain't country it's a damn good joke [01:51.62]I've been on the Grand Ol Opry and I know Johnny Cash [02:01.71]And if he ain't country i'll kiss your ass [02:06.21] [02:12.24]You know one of my sisters was a lady of the night [02:15.65]Then one day she saw the light [02:19.06]Now she don't do those things that she used to do [02:21.68] [02:25.49]She never made the funeral when my daddy died [02:29.01]I said I'd forgive her but I guess I lied [02:32.79]Cause there ain't no way to hide the way that I feel [02:35.63] [02:39.32]Me and my brothers took our sister Diane [02:41.94]Down to the funeral home to see the old man [02:45.81]Jimmy was the oldest and Diane she was the youngest one [02:48.98] [02:52.51]Jack and Ray was in the middle and then there was me [02:56.05]And I'm the one that turned 23 [02:58.50]And grew up to be that yankee's rebel son [03:02.05] [03:05.56]Times are changing I heard Bob Dylan say [03:08.55]It's been fifteen years now since my father passed away [03:13.06]But I can still picture him in his overalls [03:15.80] [03:19.14]Standin' around the house where he made his deals [03:22.71]Around the porch there was a bunch of old wheels [03:26.02]And some used Harley Davidson parts that he sold for cash [03:29.47] [03:32.29]There was fifty holes in an old tin roof [03:36.16]Me and my family was livin' proof [03:39.19]Everybody called us old poor white trash [03:42.28]And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass [03:45.05] [03:46.91]If that ain't country it'll hair lip the pope [03:52.69]If that ain't country it's a damn good joke [03:58.58]I've been on the Grand Ol Opry and I know Johnny Cash [04:08.48]And if he ain't country i'll kiss your ass [04:13.15] [04:14.52]And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass [04:20.60]And if that ain't country i'll kiss your ass [04:26.80]