Lunchlady Land-Adam Sandler

[00:00]"This is a song..." [00:00.000] 作曲 : A. Covert/A. Sandler/T. Herlihy/B. Odenkirk [00:02]"This is uhh, This is a new song..." [00:08]"It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." [00:14]"The Lunchlady" [00:16][Laughing] [00:25]Woke up in the morning [00:28]Put on my new plastic glove [00:33]Served some reheated salisbury steak [00:36]With a little slice of love [00:42]Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of [00:50]Just know everything's doing fine [00:52]Down here in Lunchlady Land [01:04]Well I wear this on my head [01:09]'Cause my red hair is fallin' out [01:14]I wear these brown orthopedic shoes [01:17]'Cause I got a bad case of the gout [01:22]I know you want seconds on the corndogs [01:25]But there's no reason to shout [01:30]Everybody gets enough food [01:32]Down here in Lunchlady Land [01:44]Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes [01:51]And my breath reeks of tuna [01:54]And there's lots of black hairsing out of my nose [02:00]In Lunchlady Land your dreamse true [02:04]Clouds made of carrots and peas [02:09]Mountains built of shepherds pie [02:13]And rivers made of macaroni and cheese [02:17]But don't forget to return your trays [02:20]And try to ignore my gum disease [02:26]No student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land [02:39]Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders [02:42]Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders [02:44]Navy beans, navy beans, navy beans [02:46]Hoagies & grinders, hoagies & grinders [02:50]Navy beans, navy beans [02:51]Meatloaf sandwich [02:54]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [02:57]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [03:01]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [03:04]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [03:07]Well I dreamt one morning [03:10]That I woke up to see [03:11]All the pepperoni pizza [03:12]Was a-looking at me [03:15]It screamed, why do you burn me [03:17]And serve me up cold [03:18]I said I got the spatula [03:20]Just do what you're told [03:22]Then the liver & onions [03:24]Started joining the fight [03:26]And the chocolate pudding [03:27]Pushed me with all its might [03:29]And the chop suey slapped me [03:31]And it kicked me in the head [03:33]It's called revenge Lunchlady [03:35]Said the garlic bread [03:36]I said what did I do [03:38]To make you all so mad [03:39]They said you got flabby arms [03:42]And your breath is bad [03:43]Then the green beans said [03:45]You better run and hide [03:47]But then my friend sloppy joe came [03:49]And joined my side [03:51]He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady [03:53]The kids wouldn't eatcha [03:55]You should be shakin' her hand [03:56]And sayin' please to meet ya [03:59]She gives you a purpose [04:01]And she gives you a goal [04:03]You should be kissin' her feet [04:04]And kissin' her mole [04:11]Now all the angry foods [04:13]Just leave me alone [04:14]And we all live together [04:16]In a happy home [04:18]Thanks to [04:19]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [04:22]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [04:25]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [04:29]sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe [04:33]Well me & sloppy joe got married [04:40]We got six kids and we're doing' just fine [04:43]Down in Lunchlady Land