Crazy Love-Adam Sandler

[00:26.31]You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [00:41.06]And you don't mind of my that all pants are way too short on me [00:48.29] [00:49.03]and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago [00:54.43] [00:56.19]And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side [01:03.08] [01:03.88]of the road then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player [01:09.89] [01:11.07]And you don't have a problem with me [01:13.95] [01:14.57]when I follow people I've never met before and force them to look [01:19.64]at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back [01:23.70]It's very pretty, baby [01:25.07] [01:25.64]Well you must have been sent from above [01:28.77] [01:29.76]You're all that I can think of [01:32.64] [01:33.51]You're just as psychotic as me [01:36.51]My crazy love [01:39.32] [01:40.70]Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit [01:45.70]to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep [01:53.69]Blah bloo blah bloo bloo [01:54.32]Thank you [01:56.25]And you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out [02:01.52]with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO [02:05.81]for two and a half years [02:08.38]I believe you sugarpie [02:09.94] [02:10.87]'Cause our love is right on track [02:14.00] [02:14.56]I'm yours, your mine it's a fact [02:17.63] [02:18.44]Don't forget to take your Prozac [02:21.57]My crazy love [02:22.69] [02:25.82]Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there [02:32.94] [02:33.45]Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my [02:37.63]Wonder Woman underwear [02:40.57]I didn't care Babe I know I never had a job 'cause I'm afraid [02:49.74]to talk to people 'cause I know that they're all robots who are seeking information [02:57.68]They can't fool you sweetheart [02:59.68] [03:00.30]And I know that you know that I'm the one who burned my cousin [03:04.95]Chester's house to the ground but you told the cops we were out [03:09.89]ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you [03:12.64]I ain't no fink, dollface [03:14.26] [03:14.82]'Cause we know that it's true [03:18.00] [03:18.88]Only I could love you [03:21.57] [03:22.63]We both eat with our hands [03:25.82] [03:26.38]My crazy love [03:31.76]My crazy, crazy love [03:34.95]Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby [03:38.19]I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me? [03:42.42]Oh yeah, here you go