Survival Song-Andrew Jackson Jihad

[00:12.59]I broke my promise on a very sharp rock [00:15.59]And I was possessed by something quite unfriendly [00:18.40]And I was haunted by a demon in my sleep [00:21.46]And that's how I learned how to survive [00:25.59]And I gave a beer to a bum that was drinking [00:28.22]And I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cooking [00:30.65] [00:31.38]And I gave water to all I thought were thirsty [00:34.32]And that's how I learned how to survive [00:38.51]I gave my money to the bank for safe keeping [00:41.13]And I gave my money to my landlord he was needing it [00:44.41]And I gave attention to the TV that was bleeding [00:47.22]And that's how I learned how to survive [00:51.29]But if you ain't got the do re mi boys [00:54.54]If you got the do re mi [00:57.04]Well you better go back to beautiful Texas [00:59.98]Oklahoma Kansas Georgia Tennessee [01:02.87]California's a garden of Eden a paradise to live in or see [01:08.78]But believe it or not you won't find it so hot [01:11.59]If you ain't got the do re mi [01:16.09]And we totally ripped off a man named Woody Gutherie [01:19.02]And I bought a restaurant for his son named Alice [01:21.82]And I fed false information to the audience [01:25.01]And that's how I learned how to survive [01:29.32]And I give a thank you to my father for not raising me [01:32.32]And I give a finger to my step father for beating me [01:35.19]And I give props to myself for achieving [01:37.76]And god damn I'm glad that I survived [01:40.82]And god damn I'm surprised that I survived [01:45.69] [01:58.32]We just handed you a giant load of gibberish [02:01.57] [02:03.97]And I give love to a lover quite deserving of it [02:06.60] [02:09.29]And I give thanks to all of you for listening [02:13.48]To the story of how we learned how to survive