Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday-Brad Paisley

[00:00.000]And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents [00:03.565]A special holiday edition of the adventures of the kung pao buckaroos [00:27.857]Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday [00:32.582]Whatever you do watch what you say [00:37.256]If you're easily offended well that's okay [00:44.359]It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday [00:55.271]We catch up with our three cowboys one cold [00:57.872]December night huddled around the camp fire [01:02.877]How about we sing some holiday songs [01:06.003]Yeah hey george you wanna lead us off [01:08.332]Yeah I got one [01:10.427]Oh chri biip mas tree oh chri biip mas tree how lovely are thou branched [01:19.509]Why am I getting blipped again [01:21.600]Haven't you heard guys you can't say chri biip mas you gotta say holiday [01:24.712]I can't say chri biip mas [01:25.957]No you might offend somebody [01:28.557]Who is offended by chri biip mas [01:30.901]You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists [01:35.566]What [01:36.092]Time to politically correct [01:37.392]I'll lead this off [01:41.992]On the first day of chri biip mas my true love said to me [01:47.449]Jimmy are you listening [01:48.148]What [01:48.926]You can't say chri biip mas [01:50.720]Why not [01:51.757]You can say biiiip on the last record [01:54.298]Why can't I say chri biip mas [01:56.308]I didn't make the rules [01:57.870]Hey listen guys it's not that difficult [02:00.456]All you gotta do is change chri biip mas to holiday [02:03.846]You know instead of saying white chri biip mas you say [02:07.222]I'm dreaming of a whi biiip holiday [02:09.300]Why did I get blipped [02:11.124]You've got to say caucasian [02:13.118]So I have to sing I'm dreaming of a caucasian holiday [02:17.524]Sure that won't offend anybody [02:19.089]Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday [02:23.753]Whatever you do watch what you say [02:28.919]If you're easily offended well that's okay [02:32.570]Why do these people have to feel that way [02:34.350]How come they get offended so easily [02:36.447]It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday [02:42.128]I'm just trying to come up with a song here [02:46.795]Let's sing one together everybody ready george [02:49.304]Ready [02:50.339]Bill your ready [02:51.372]I'm ready [02:51.894]Jimmy jimmy jimmy [02:56.238]Okay [02:59.858]We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far [03:08.720]Sorry boys you have to say asia now [03:10.808]What [03:11.600]Oh come on just try [03:12.822]We three kings of asia are [03:16.183]That sounds like horse biiiip [03:20.783]Oh lord okay how about little drummer boy [03:26.008]Nope that offends short people [03:27.822]And you can't say drummer cause that will offend real musicians [03:30.665]How about little town of meddle hell [03:34.309]What's this with all the short jokes [03:35.865]Hey how about we do silent night [03:37.412]No it'll offend people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark [03:42.088]What did he say about a shark [03:43.388]Shark [03:44.173]This happens every year [03:45.934]Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday [03:50.595]Whatever you do watch what you say [03:55.525]If you're easily offended well that's okay [04:01.230]It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday [04:09.258]Hohoho [04:10.553]No [04:11.076]I can't say ho [04:12.120]No you might offend some women [04:14.724]So basically we can't sing anything [04:17.578]I think that a bunch of bull biiiip [04:20.178]Softer george it's more effective [04:22.786]I think that a bunch of bull biiiip [04:27.587]You now what I don't care who we offend [04:32.286]I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols [04:35.934]Louder man it's more effective [04:37.998]I don't care who we offend [04:40.067]I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols [04:43.738]Me too [04:45.032]We wish you a merry chri biip mas [04:48.664]We wish you a merry chri biip mas [04:50.226]We wish you a merry chri biip mas and a happy ne biip year [05:01.403]We can't say new it'll offend the old folks [05:05.051]And you never wanna offend them