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[00:00.000]And now the grand old opera theater proudly presents
[00:03.565]A special holiday edition of the adventures of the kung pao buckaroos
[00:27.857]Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday
[00:32.582]Whatever you do watch what you say
[00:37.256]If you're easily offended well that's okay
[00:44.359]It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday
[00:55.271]We catch up with our three cowboys one cold
[00:57.872]December night huddled around the camp fire
[01:02.877]How about we sing some holiday songs
[01:06.003]Yeah hey george you wanna lead us off
[01:08.332]Yeah I got one
[01:10.427]Oh chri biip mas tree oh chri biip mas tree how lovely are thou branched
[01:19.509]Why am I getting blipped again
[01:21.600]Haven't you heard guys you can't say chri biip mas you gotta say holiday
[01:24.712]I can't say chri biip mas
[01:25.957]No you might offend somebody
[01:28.557]Who is offended by chri biip mas
[01:30.901]You know you might offend the biiiip and the biiiip and the atheists
[01:35.566]What
[01:36.092]Time to politically correct
[01:37.392]I'll lead this off
[01:41.992]On the first day of chri biip mas my true love said to me
[01:47.449]Jimmy are you listening
[01:48.148]What
[01:48.926]You can't say chri biip mas
[01:50.720]Why not
[01:51.757]You can say biiiip on the last record
[01:54.298]Why can't I say chri biip mas
[01:56.308]I didn't make the rules
[01:57.870]Hey listen guys it's not that difficult
[02:00.456]All you gotta do is change chri biip mas to holiday
[02:03.846]You know instead of saying white chri biip mas you say
[02:07.222]I'm dreaming of a whi biiip holiday
[02:09.300]Why did I get blipped
[02:11.124]You've got to say caucasian
[02:13.118]So I have to sing I'm dreaming of a caucasian holiday
[02:17.524]Sure that won't offend anybody
[02:19.089]Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday
[02:23.753]Whatever you do watch what you say
[02:28.919]If you're easily offended well that's okay
[02:32.570]Why do these people have to feel that way
[02:34.350]How come they get offended so easily
[02:36.447]It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday
[02:42.128]I'm just trying to come up with a song here
[02:46.795]Let's sing one together everybody ready george
[02:49.304]Ready
[02:50.339]Bill your ready
[02:51.372]I'm ready
[02:51.894]Jimmy jimmy jimmy
[02:56.238]Okay
[02:59.858]We three kings of biiiiiiiiip are bearing gifts we've traveled real far
[03:08.720]Sorry boys you have to say asia now
[03:10.808]What
[03:11.600]Oh come on just try
[03:12.822]We three kings of asia are
[03:16.183]That sounds like horse biiiip
[03:20.783]Oh lord okay how about little drummer boy
[03:26.008]Nope that offends short people
[03:27.822]And you can't say drummer cause that will offend real musicians
[03:30.665]How about little town of meddle hell
[03:34.309]What's this with all the short jokes
[03:35.865]Hey how about we do silent night
[03:37.412]No it'll offend people who's hard to hear and afraid of the dark
[03:42.088]What did he say about a shark
[03:43.388]Shark
[03:44.173]This happens every year
[03:45.934]Well it's a kung pao buckaroo holiday
[03:50.595]Whatever you do watch what you say
[03:55.525]If you're easily offended well that's okay
[04:01.230]It's a completely non offensive and politically correct holiday
[04:09.258]Hohoho
[04:10.553]No
[04:11.076]I can't say ho
[04:12.120]No you might offend some women
[04:14.724]So basically we can't sing anything
[04:17.578]I think that a bunch of bull biiiip
[04:20.178]Softer george it's more effective
[04:22.786]I think that a bunch of bull biiiip
[04:27.587]You now what I don't care who we offend
[04:32.286]I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols
[04:35.934]Louder man it's more effective
[04:37.998]I don't care who we offend
[04:40.067]I'm gonna sing chri biip mas carols if I wanna sing chri biip mas carols
[04:43.738]Me too
[04:45.032]We wish you a merry chri biip mas
[04:48.664]We wish you a merry chri biip mas
[04:50.226]We wish you a merry chri biip mas and a happy ne biip year
[05:01.403]We can't say new it'll offend the old folks
[05:05.051]And you never wanna offend them