The Reunion-Bad Meets Evil

[00:00.000] 作词 : Montgomery, Ryan D. [00:01.000] 作曲 : Montgomery, Ryan D. [00:03.790]This next song, is a true story. [00:07.100]here, [00:09.530]'Cause some things in this universe [00:12.470]Don't make sense, but some how [00:14.720]Always seem to ****ing work [00:16.910]Flyin' down I-75 'bout to hop into 696, [00:20.470]I look over this ****ing chick's tryna fix [00:21.970]Her makeup. I'm like "b***h, you ain't a plastic surgeon [00:25.100]I advise ya to put up your visor. I'm getting' kyna ticked. [00:27.910]You're blocking my side mirror!" She's like "Yeah, so?" [00:30.530]"I'm like "So? You gon' need a stitch, you keep acting like that, ho. [00:34.160]I look your hu*******and slut? That's a rhetorical question. [00:37.100]You talk to me like you talk to him, I'll **** you up [00:40.910]In fact, get in the back seat, like the rest of my dates... [00:43.970]No ******* rides shotgun. 'What, taxi?' [00:45.470]Stop and pick you some Maxi-Pads up, [00:48.160]Is that what you actually asked me?!" [00:50.720]**** reaches over and smacks m [00:52.220]Says I annoy the **** out her [00:53.850]+"Get the **** in back. Put on your slut powder [00:56.410]You slut. What?! Shut the **** up now-o [00:58.470]Getcha feelings hurt worse than my last chick [01:00.220]When I accidentally butt-dialed her [01:02.600]And she heard me spreading AIDS rumors UH-bout her." [01:05.220]Turn the radio up-louder. Make it th**p while I bump [01:07.970]That Relapse CD, tryna hit every bump in that b***h [01:11.100]'Fore I snap back into act-SHUN [01:13.220]'Cause she kept asking me to quit calling her "b***h"! [01:16.850]I said "I b***h!" [01:17.600]She said "Marshall, You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. [01:20.100]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead? [01:22.720]You're breaking my heart." She said: [01:25.850]"You're breaking my heart." [01:29.030]'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. [01:31.910]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?. [01:34.850]You're breaking my heart." She said: [01:37.530]"You're breaking my heart." [01:40.410]Uh. pull up to club in a Porsche, not a Pinto [01:42.970]While Marshall's at a white trash party, I'm at drama central [01:45.160]I walk up in there looking at my phone on twitter, tweeting: [01:48.700]"I'm feeling a bunch a b***h!", looking at a cheesing [01:51.980]I get approached by this little scheezer [01:54.360]She asked me I am the realest G 'cause I'm Gucci from head to feet [01:58.110]I said "Yeah, I'm really is. 'Cause I spit in ya man's face [02:01.360]Like Cam did that little kid on Killa Season [02:04.110]She said "I'm feelin' your big ego. Wait, am I talking wrong?" [02:07.050]I said "Naw, I'm a walkin' Kanye/Beyonce song." [02:09.230]She said "I'm mad at chu." [02:11.560]I said "Why?" She said "Why you never [02:13.310]Make songs with chicks, as if it's hard to do?" [02:16.060]I said "I make songs for me, leave the studio, [02:18.060]And go an' mess the b***h who go on and make da songs for you!" [02:21.560]She said I'm feeling your whole swagger and flow. [02:24.120]Can we hook up?" I said "Ummm… [02:26.310]You just used the word swagger. So no." [02:28.000]She said… [02:28.930]You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. [02:31.120]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead? [02:34.120]You're breaking my heart." She said: [02:37.000]"You're breaking my heart." [02:40.370]'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. [02:42.940]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?. [02:46.180]You're breaking my heart." She said: [02:48.810]"You're breaking my heart." [02:49.750]We been riding around in this hatchback, 'til I'm ****ing hunchbac [02:54.750]Where the ****'s this party at, slutbag [02:55.940]B***h? Cut what act? Think it's act? **** that, [02:58.750]I'm tryna **** scuz. Better find this loveshac [03:00.500]Or somewhere the ****-at… Ah! Don't touch that [03:03.120]You fat dyke! I'm trine hear some Bagpipes [03:05.500]From Baghdad. Don't act like [03:06.940]You don't like 'em: them accents. I rap tight! [03:09.310]And Imma torture you 'til we find this place. Yeah, that's right! [03:11.940]I thought it was just past this light… just past Van Dyk. [03:15.620]Better hit that maplight, read them directions. Oh yeah… [03:18.250]You can't read. And you can't write. You told me that last night." [03:21.370]She took my CD out the deck, snapped in half, like [03:23.930] "Relapse sucked." I snapped, hit the gas like [03:26.810] Blew through the lights, spun out, hit a patch of black ice. [03:30.060]Forgot we had trailer hitched to the back. We jack-knifed. [03:32.130]**** flew out the car, I laugh like, she deserved it. [03:36.060]She didn't think I'd act like [03:37.500]That in person. [03:38.370]Marshall just crashed right in front of the [03:40.810]Verse 4 Da [03:42.370]Tell 'em I be there in a minute, [03:45.620]I'm tryna break up this catfight [03:46.810]Between my mistress and damn wife [03:47.870]Then this chick wanted a hug. She was fat, [03:50.120]So I gave her dap, then I tell 'er to scat. [03:52.180]I'm not mean, I'm cute [03:53.370]On my way to the front door, taken' the scenic route [03:54.370]To avoid this chick with a *lace* looking' like Venus' and Serena's hoofs [03:55.690]I'm saying: them chicks got horse's asses, they been attractive. [03:58.190]Hope when they see me they don't slap me with them tennis rackets. [04:01.130] [04:02.530]My mind drifted back to this b***h. I see my wife, push her dow [04:06.150] Step over her body, then smack the mistress [04:08.590]Police outside, I turn and past the gat to Viscious [04:12.090]Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin [04:15.280] He mocks the mistress, turns around gives the misses hugs and kisses [04:17.970]Looks at me twisted like Nickel, watch this [04:20.840]He smacks the dentures outta the mouth of the fat ****er [04:23.030]He rode with and looks back to mention: [04:24.840]"Royce, it's good to be back to business!" [04:26.840]You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. [04:29.030]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead? [04:33.220]You're breaking our hearts." they said: [04:35.710]"You're breaking our hearts." [04:38.710]'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh. [04:41.590]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?. [04:45.030]You're breaking our heart." they said: [04:47.610]"You're breaking our heart."