Val Kilmer (Main Version)-Bowling for Soup

[00:00.36]I always thought my movie, [00:03.22]Would be a comedy, [00:04.88]Not quite the tragedy, [00:06.63]That it's become, [00:08.34]More slapstick, [00:09.97]Then chick flick, [00:11.69]More Caddy Shack, [00:13.50]Then Breakfast at Tiffany's, [00:15.30]So thank me at the podium, [00:18.49]For a life time of Contribution, [00:22.44]Turn on the cameras, [00:23.72]Someone queue the extras, [00:25.24]Hair and makeup to the set, [00:28.35]Because the big screen's, [00:29.64]Calling final casting call, [00:31.68]It's your big shot baby, [00:33.34]You're the next big star, [00:35.19]Another stupid movie, [00:36.24]About a guy with a broken heart, [00:39.29]It's falling apart, [00:41.61]Heading for the cutting room floor, [00:43.54](Heading for the cutting room) [00:44.62]In the sequel honey, [00:46.15]I'm the guy, [00:47.44]Who gets the girl, [00:53.28]So if you miss my movie, [00:56.20]Get the DVD, [00:57.81]Check out the chemistry, [00:59.45]Between you and me, [01:01.27]Less Raising Arizona, [01:04.55]More Steel Magnolias, [01:07.84]So when you walk down that red carpet, [01:11.64]I hope you trip and fall, [01:15.25]I hope someone squirts, [01:16.56]You with a water gun, [01:18.11]A supersoaker filled with pee, [01:21.94]Because the big screen's, [01:23.37]Calling final casting call, [01:25.18]It's your big shot baby, [01:26.54]You're the next big star, [01:28.43]Another stupid movie, [01:30.24]About a guy with a broken heart, [01:33.06]It's falling apart, [01:35.39]Heading for the cutting room floor, [01:37.32](Heading for the cutting room) [01:38.22]In the sequel honey, [01:40.03]I'm the guy, [01:41.31]Who gets the girl, [01:43.13]All apologizes to Kevin Costner, [01:46.80]And that chick from Monster, [01:49.62]Give me Adam Sandler, Will Farrall, Belushi, and even Val Kilmer, [01:56.32]He was funny in Real Genius, [01:58.84](What about Top Gun?) [02:00.68]No, Top Gun wasn't funny, [02:02.00](Whatever,) [02:03.55]Top Secret was funny too, [02:06.72]But he sucked as Batman, [02:08.36]The big screen's, [02:09.55]Calling final casting call, [02:11.55]It's your big shot baby, [02:12.96]You're the next big star, [02:14.79]Another dumb movie, [02:16.68]About a guy with a broken heart, [02:19.57]I'm falling apart, [02:21.74]Steven Spielberg's calling, [02:23.46]And he's setting up cars, [02:25.28]It's your big shot baby, [02:26.41]You're the next big star, [02:28.26]Another stupid movie, [02:29.98]About a guy with a broken heart, [02:32.88]It's falling apart, [02:35.36]Heading for the cutting room floor, [02:37.29](Heading for the cutting room) [02:38.22]In the sequel honey, [02:39.93]I'm the guy, [02:44.26]Who gets the girl, (x6) [02:46.69]I'm the guy, [02:47.97]That gets the girl, [02:57.53]Who gets the girl,