Freak These Tales-Murs

[00:00.000] 作词 : Carter, Douthit, Murs ... [00:23.36]First let me ask for forgiveness since I might go to hell [00:26.38]But I'm addicted to these girls though where they **** feel smell [00:29.28]And I been around the world in and out of hotels [00:32.17]Now I'm finally off tour I got some stories to tell [00:35.01]It all started with Mel my first time doin' it [00:38.08]Nervous couldn't speak [00:39.52]I was scared I might ruin it [00:41.00]Something like a pulse she knew how to take it slow [00:44.02]Knew one false move and I could **** around and blow [00:46.66]So I went with the flow [00:48.16]It went better than I planned [00:49.63]Finally found something better than cummin' in my hand [00:52.60]They say you come twice the first time now I understand [00:55.45]I came once inside of her [00:56.94]Then I became a man [00:58.36]The next couple of times weren't quite that memorable [01:00.85] [01:01.59]Temikha Glydia must've thought I was pitiful [01:04.35]Bustin' after two minutes I thought that **** was typical [01:07.55]That was probably why they never got back at a ***** so [01:10.32]Once upon a time in a land around the way [01:13.15]There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play [01:16.00]Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday [01:18.39] [01:18.94]Everytime I tried to hit it they say no way [01:21.81]Till one fine day in this land of L A [01:24.83]We finally slipped up and she let me have my way [01:27.75]She kinda turned me out changed my life I must say [01:30.71]Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day [01:33.55]Now out the city walk come at this ************** [01:36.57]About 4'7 hmmm 4'11 with a switch [01:39.65]Now lets just say ehh I think I got it backwards [01:42.64]But big things do come good in small packages [01:45.37]As for actrices in L A there's so many [01:48.23]Let me tell you about this freak named Small Town Jenny [01:51.16]After bad auditions she was guaranteed to hit me [01:54.13]To **** her on a break when she was waitressing at Danny's [01:57.09]Now there was Umi female emcee [01:59.94]We talked most of the night about the M-I-C [02:02.86]When it was time for us to get down to B-I-Z [02:05.08] [02:05.64]She let me stick it straight in her asshole lyrically [02:08.77]I love chicks on e that you meet out at these raves [02:11.61]They use it as an excuse for them to misbehave [02:14.21]I met Rachel in the corner all emotional and mushy [02:17.30]Put my **** on her tongue glowstick in her ***** [02:20.17]And [02:21.06]Once upon a time in a land around the way [02:23.33]There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play [02:26.23]Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday [02:28.49] [02:29.09]Everytime I tried to hit it they say no way [02:32.05]Till one fine day in this land of L A [02:34.79]We finally slipped up and she let me have my way [02:38.02]She kinda turned me out changed my life I must say [02:40.96]Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day [02:43.74]Alright I had a dancer named Candy stripper chicks [02:46.78]Said she only had to dance to get her family out the fix [02:49.93]Fine as hell but the ***** made me sick [02:52.59]Cause after datin' two months she'd still make me tip [02:55.47]I know a female mexicana by the name of Iliana [02:58.38]She likes me dinky's and a wife beater not pyjama's [03:01.44]Caught her with another dude poppin' up by her casa [03:04.32]But I keep her on the team just to represent la raza [03:07.29]Now Lesbian Liz hasn't called a lot lately [03:10.02]She love to live the legends but she also loves the ladies [03:13.12]I had to let her go before she led me to crazy [03:16.02]She was lousy in the sack laid back and hell of lazy [03:18.88]A couple of weeks back it was all about Meretta [03:21.87]Straight up hood rat always beggin' me for cheddar [03:24.85]Had to keep her hair did and her manicure was real [03:27.71]But now I'm ******' the corean broad that used to do her nails [03:30.76]And [03:31.24]Once upon a time in a land around the way [03:33.63]There lived a couple of girls that would never give me play [03:36.43]Used to wear tight shirts and short skirts everyday [03:39.43]Everytime I tried to hit it they say no way [03:42.22]Till one fine day in this land of L A [03:45.06]We finally slipped up and she let me have my way [03:48.22]She kinda turned me out changed my life I must say [03:51.08]Cause I haven't stopped chasin' these bars to this day