The Millionaire-Matt Molloy

[00:00.353]T'was early Friday mornin' as I cycled into town [00:05.290]The front wheel it was wobblin' and the mud guard fallin' down [00:09.862]The two legs of me trousers were held up with bits of twine [00:14.538]And a pension book kept telling me a pint would soon be mine [00:19.422]How are you Mr. Murphy, said the postal clerk to me [00:23.968]Not too bad, says I, for a man of 73 [00:28.461]The fox came to me house last night and stole me only duck [00:33.293]"Buy a lottery ticket", she says, "It might change your luck." [00:37.969]Well I took the little girls’ advice and I gave to her a pound [00:42.698]Outside I scratched me ticket with the penknife I had found [00:47.191]Well I nearly dropped me trousers and I grew a head of hair [00:52.128]When I realized I was a bloody millionaire [00:58.031]No more hay or turf to save, no more feedin' calves [01:02.786]One kick from me big boot and the bike was in two halves [01:07.357]I headed for the local, sure I was feeling great [01:12.059]And friends I never knew I had came in to celebrate [01:17.231]Not long after that I had a new suit on me back [01:21.724]A new red car outside the door with a telephone on the rack [01:26.427]Me wife was wearing a blonde wig where her gray head used to be [01:31.129]And the Wellington tracks had disappeared from just below her knee [01:37.868]I sat there admiring the new dress that she wore [01:42.440]A lovely set of teeth she had installed the day before [01:47.168]I held her oh so tightly like when I was a groom [01:52.131]And we looked rich and graceful as we waltzed around the room [01:57.068]Well then I got an awful shock, I thought I’d nearly die [02:01.849]I spied my ugly missus as I opened up one eye [02:06.681]With rollers in her old gray head she nearly made me sick [02:11.383]"Get up and milk the cows", she says, "you ravin’ lunatic." [02:16.869]It was then I realized that it was all a dream [02:21.362]The cow was lowing in the field and the cat was at the cream [02:26.064]Our bike was thrown in the hedge, me trousers had a shine [02:30.740]ah but twas lovely while it lasted, that winnin’ dream of mine