You Can't Rap (New Version)-Example

[00:00.00]You Can't Rap （Version ）-Example [00:00.000] 作曲 : J. Gardner/Alla Sirenko/E. Gleave [00:10.915]You can't rap my friend [00:12.629]You're white and you're from Fulham [00:15.399]Please put down the mic [00:17.556]There's no way you can fool them [00:20.429]Don't be stupid you won't get that far [00:25.380]Turn your back on Hip Hop bro [00:27.668]And go and play guitar [00:30.427]Of all the possibilities I ever could chosen [00:32.995]Supposing career wise I'd picked Hip Hop [00:35.583]Imagine all the tip top rapper's bottom lips drop [00:38.98]Sitting there shocked that some other bloody sh*t hot [00:40.707]Dude with a mullet bussin shorts [00:42.331]Wearing flip flops [00:43.166]Is spitting to a gathering looking like a criss cross [00:45.703]Of fans loving Prodigy [00:46.643]Kylie and Slipknot [00:48.84]Nearly coulda happened bro [00:49.475]Look at me I sh*t not [00:50.771]Little Elliot rhymes for the hell of it [00:53.151]If only he was ghetto mans [00:54.431]Maybe we would sell a bit [00:55.683]I tried hard to dig up the credentials [00:57.995]Even thought about putting gold in my dentals [01:00.719]An Anglo Saxon with a broken accent [01:03.66]But rappers from Fulham get a strange reaction [01:05.887]I said bye to Rap saw the issue at hand [01:08.283]Some guitar lessons later formed my own band [01:11.07]You can't rap my friend [01:13.163]You're white and you're from Fulham [01:15.907]Please put down the mic [01:18.139]There's no way you can fool them [01:20.991]Don't be stupid you won't get that far [01:26.15]Turn your back on Hip Hop [01:27.927]Bro and go and play guitar [01:31.123]Attention seeking how far should a man go [01:33.646]Cut his ear off like Vincent Van Gogh [01:36.227]Dash cash to the crowd so the venue scrambles [01:38.743]Turn my good life into a baby shambles [01:41.329]F**k myself up real properly like Pete Doherty [01:44.37]Cover of heat I'm hot property [01:46.245]Everybody's clocking me I own the crowd [01:48.752]Then I gotta link me up with a girls aloud [01:51.309]Next exchange vows now my pop's is proud [01:53.787]There's a nine on my cloud [01:55.135]I'm as pleased as I ever been bro [01:56.761]Mans flash like Jose Mourinho [01:58.625]Women crave me like bottles of pinot [02:01.487]Now I've got big I can fight photographers [02:03.923]Bang the obvious please biographers [02:06.431]Spend currency 'til there ain't none left [02:08.915]And when I need more I'll fake my own death [02:11.675]You can't rap my friend [02:13.727]You're white and you're from Fulham [02:16.595]Please put down the mic [02:18.761]There's no way you can fool them [02:21.643]Don't be stupid [02:24.151]You won't get that far [02:26.667]Turn your back on Hip Hop [02:28.575]Bro and go and play guitar [02:31.723]Right now it's just hit and miss [02:33.147]Soon I'll taste a bit of bliss [02:34.406]Banging chicks at worst with looks like Jayne Middlemiss [02:36.471]Never doing hideous [02:37.996]It's too bad for business [02:39.382]I spin when they grin with skin like Darth Sidious [02:41.871]Never out-riddle this [02:43.80]All chattin'gibberish [02:44.256]Verbal diarrhea so you're never getting rid of this [02:46.880]I hear your retorts [02:48.132]There's all sorts like liquorice [02:49.464]I can sense your bitterness [02:50.499]You wishing you written this [02:52.27]You can't rap my friend [02:54.211]You're white and you're from Fulham [02:57.127]Please put down the mic [02:59.172]There's no way you can fool them [03:02.92]Don't be stupid you won't get that far [03:07.38]Turn your back on Hip Hop [03:08.931]Bro and go and play guitar