Merry Swiftmas [Even Though I Celebrate Chanukah]-Evan Taubenfeld

[00:06.83]Dear Santa, I don't know if you're listening,
亲爱的圣诞老人，尽管我不知道此刻的你是否能听见 [00:08.65]But I've been pretty good this year.
但今年的我过得不错哦 [00:11.47]And I don't know if it matters that I celebrate Chanukah,
尽管我庆祝光明节（这可能有点冒犯） [00:14.05]But I hope you get my wish
但我希望你能收到我许下的心愿 [00:17.52]Hey what do you know it's time for Christmas
嘿，你知道圣诞节已经到来 [00:20.43]And I've been acting good all year
而我今年表现不错 [00:23.30]I never have been all that superstitious
从来没有像现在这样迷信过 [00:26.05]But that don't mean I hate reindeer
但那并不代表我讨厌驯鹿 [00:28.92]So Santa, I don't know if you're listenin
圣诞老人啊，尽管我不知道你是否在听 [00:31.86]I'm not quite sure how this works
我也不太清楚你是如何派发礼物 [00:34.60]I wanna good girl for hugging and kissing
但我想要一个可以和我亲亲抱抱的女神 [00:37.47]Not a headcase who only dates jerks
而不是只和怪人约会的女神经 [00:40.80]I don't need more toys and shiny things
我不需要更多的玩具和闪闪发光的玩意儿 [00:46.63]I just want a blonde who likes to sing
我只想拥有一个喜欢唱歌的漂亮金发女郎 [00:51.72]So don't put a bow on a box
所以别把弓放进盒子（box和下文fox押韵） [00:54.19]There's no need to send Megan Fox
不必给我梅根福克斯（美国女演员，模特，代表作品《变形金刚》《詹妮弗的肉体》等） [00:56.96]I don't need big mansion
我不需要豪宅 [01:00.27]So lets nix Scarlett Johansson
所以寡姐不在考虑范围内（美国女演员，歌手，曾出演《戴珍珠耳环的少女》等，喜爱豪宅） [01:02.95]They'll be teardrops on my guitar
我会抱着吉他哭泣 [01:05.69]If I end up with Amy Smart
如果我最终和艾米·斯马特在一起 （美国女演员，代表作品《怒火攻心》等） [01:08.83]So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
所以，圣诞老人，作为我的礼物，把霉霉给我吧 [01:20.46]So Santa when you come down the chimney
圣诞老人，当你从烟囱滑下的时候 [01:23.18]You can skip right past the kitchen
你可以直接跳过厨房 [01:26.06]I know you're sick of all of the cookies
我知道你馋那些美味的饼干 [01:28.78]So got you Fearless Platinum Edition
所以我给你带来了“无畏”专辑的白金版（TS2专） [01:32.54]And no one will mess with her when she's mine
霉霉和我在一起就没人可会骚扰她了 [01:38.22]And Kanye will watch his mouth next time
侃爷下次也会管好他的嘴 [01:42.88]So, I'm gonna have to refuse
所以，我不得不拒绝 [01:46.09]If in comes Penelope Cruz
如果佩内洛普·克鲁兹来了（西班牙女演员，曾出演《颤抖的欲望》《关于我母亲的一切》等） [01:48.30]If she is a bad girl, sending her back
如果来的是个坏女孩，就把她送回去吧 [01:51.43]Cause Lindsay Lohan is wack (just like crack)
林赛·罗韩是个怪人，就像个笑话（wack和crack押韵）（美国女演员，代表作品《天生一对》） [01:54.66]I'd rather have Jason Mraz (I'm yours)
我宁可拥有男巫（美国男歌手，双性恋，代表作I'm Yours） [01:57.49]Than be stuck with Cameron Diaz
然后被卡梅隆·迪亚茨迷住（美国女演员，代表作品《变相怪杰》《霹雳娇娃》等） [02:00.13]So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
所以圣诞老人，把霉霉当作礼物送给我吧 [02:06.22]I know her and I are gonna fit...
我知道我们会是相配的一对 [02:11.75]Taylor Taubenfeld has a ring to it
Taylor Taubenfeld这个名字听起来很不错啊 [02:17.35]I'd rather be hangin alone
我宁愿独自一人 [02:20.25]Than makin out with Emma Stone
也不愿和艾玛·斯通亲热（美国女演员，代表作品《爱乐之城》《绯闻计划》等） [02:22.86]Yeah I'd rather get a subpoena
我宁愿收到传票 [02:25.82]Than kick it with Angelina
也不愿安吉丽娜·朱莉缠绵（美国女演员，导演，编剧，制片人，代表作品《史密斯夫妇》等） [02:28.54]And yeah I'll probably she'd a few tears
我很有可能会流泪 [02:31.33]If you mess up and send Britney Spears
如果你不小心弄错，把小甜甜给了我 [02:34.21]So Santa for my gift, please send me Taylor Swift
所以圣诞老人，作为礼物，请把霉霉给我吧～