Anything You Can Do-Ethel Merman/Ray Middleton

[00:05.11]Anything you can do, [00:07.35]I can do better. [00:09.02]I can do anything [00:10.08]Better than you. [00:11.48]No, you can't. [00:12.02]Yes, I can. No, you can't. [00:13.25]Yes, I can. No, you can't. [00:14.70]Yes, I can, [00:15.30]Yes, I can! [00:17.32]Anything you can be [00:19.37]I can be greater. [00:20.27]Sooner or later, [00:20.82]I'm greater than you. [00:22.51]No, you're not. Yes, I am. [00:23.87]No, you're not. Yes, I am. [00:25.18]No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am. [00:26.59]Yes, I am! [00:28.58]I can shoot a partridge [00:29.96]With a single cartridge. [00:31.01]I can get a sparrow [00:32.51]With a bow and arrow. [00:33.92]I can live on bread and cheese. [00:36.56]And only on that? [00:37.92]Yes. [00:38.99]So can a rat! [00:39.62]Any note you can reach [00:40.80]I can go higher. [00:42.26]I can sing anything [00:43.61]Higher than you. [00:44.88]No, you can't. (High) [00:45.25]Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) [00:46.77]Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) [00:48.16]Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) [00:49.59]Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher) [00:51.50]Yes, I CAN! (Highest) [00:55.72]Anything you can buy [00:59.13]I can buy cheaper. [01:00.30]I can buy anything [01:01.71]Cheaper than you. [01:02.80]Fifty cents? [01:03.61]Forty cents! Thirty cents? [01:04.31]Twenty cents! No, you can't! [01:05.79]Yes, I can, [01:06.85]Yes, I can! [01:08.84]Anything you can say [01:10.51]I can say softer. [01:11.55]I can say anything [01:12.77]Softer than you. [01:13.94]No, you can't. (Softly) [01:14.86]Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) [01:15.96]Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer) [01:17.18]Yes, I can. (Softer) [01:17.80]YES, I CAN! (Full volume) [01:19.96]I can drink my liquor [01:21.18]Faster than a flicker. [01:22.43]I can drink it quicker [01:23.94]And get even sicker! [01:25.30]I can open any safe. [01:28.02]Without bein' caught? [01:29.38]Sure. [01:30.35]That's what I thought-- [01:31.21]you crook! [01:31.52]Any note you can hold [01:32.49]I can hold longer. [01:33.82]I can hold any note [01:35.18]Longer than you. [01:36.24]No, you can't. [01:36.94]Yes, I can No, you can't. [01:38.36]Yes, I can No, you can't. [01:39.72]Yes, I can [01:40.30]Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T-- [01:42.03]CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!) [01:49.81]Yes, you ca-a-a-an! [01:56.42]Anything you can wear [02:00.02]I can wear better. [02:01.40]In what you wear [02:02.61]I'd look better than you. [02:03.83]In my coat? [02:04.98]In your vest! In my shoes? [02:05.78]In your hat! No, you can't! [02:07.18]Yes, I can [02:07.84]Yes, I CAN! [02:09.88]Anything you say [02:11.22]I can say faster. [02:12.52]I can say anything [02:13.97]Faster than you. [02:15.16]No, you can't. (Fast) [02:15.91]Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster) [02:16.47]Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster) [02:17.39]YesIcan! (Fastest) [02:20.80]I can jump a hurdle. [02:22.15]I can wear a girdle. [02:23.36]I can knit a sweater. [02:24.84]I can fill it better! [02:26.18]I can do most anything! [02:28.77]Can you bake a pie? No. [02:30.19]Neither can I. [02:31.88]Anything you can sing [02:33.21]I can sing sweeter. [02:34.50]I can sing anything [02:35.88]Sweeter than you. [02:36.97]No, you can't. (Sweetly) [02:39.26]Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) [02:42.87]Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter) [02:46.50]Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter) [02:48.51]Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary) [02:51.70]Yes, I can! No, you can't!