A Campaign Of Shock And Awe-Evelyn Evelyn

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Neville [00:04.79]Behold, the eighth wonder
快来看呀 [00:06.67]Of the natural world!
世界的第八大奇迹！ [00:07.95]Come one and come all
来吧 全部围拢过来 [00:09.29]See the two-headed girl
来看看这个双头少女 [00:11.11]Stupendous! Revolting!
惊人巨作！保你恶心！ [00:12.71]You'll be shocked, you'll be awed
你会震惊 你会畏怯 [00:14.44]A true freak of nature
货真价实的怪物 [00:16.28]A blunder of God
上帝的败笔 [00:18.06]But possessing such talents
却拥有如此的天分 [00:19.82]Hear them sing, see them dance
听听她们的歌声 看她们起舞 [00:21.04]As seen in the highest class
就像上流阶层喜爱的 [00:23.18]Parlours of France
法兰西名伶 [00:24.55]Just ten bucks (?)
只要十块钱 [00:26.09]Get your seats while they last
趁还能抢到座位 [00:28.08]We take Visa and Master Card
我们接受Visa或Master转账 [00:29.71]Debit or cash!
借记卡或现金！ [00:31.94]Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
大家对我们这么友善 难道不是很好吗？ [00:35.16]If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
如果没搞错 我觉得他们喜欢我们呢 [00:38.05]Aren't we lucky to be here?
我们能在这里 真的是很幸运 [00:39.94]Stop moving, they're taking a picture
别走了 他们在拍照呢 [00:41.90]Smile for the camera, Evelyn
冲镜头笑一笑 伊芙琳 [00:45.24]Come in, come in
进来吧 快进来 [00:46.54]Must be cold out there, gentlemen
外面一定很冷吧 先生们 [00:48.15]Take off your coats
脱掉你们的大衣 [00:49.83]And just guess what the wind blew in
猜猜风把什么吹进来了 [00:51.88]I know you like twins
我知道你们喜欢双胞胎 [00:53.39]Have I got a surprise!
我可准备了个惊喜！ [00:54.98]They're identical sisters
她们是一对姐妹 [00:56.62]Attached at the sides!
身体的一边连在一起！ [00:58.37]Just imagine the fun
请想象一下在她们身上 [01:00.47]You could have with (?)
你将能得到的乐趣 [01:01.87]And they're so well behaved
而她们表现实在优秀 [01:03.68]Not a single complaint yet
一声都没有抱怨过 [01:05.27]Just look at these photos
当我为你斟上一杯鸡尾酒的时候 [01:06.84]While I pour your a cocktail
你可以看看这些照片 [01:08.52]I don't know whether I should charge
我都不知道该怎么收费了 [01:10.48]Double or triple!
双倍还是三倍！ [01:12.60]Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
大家对我们这么友善 难道不是很好吗？ [01:15.06]If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
如果没搞错 我觉得他们喜欢我们呢 [01:18.50]Aren't we lucky to be here?
我们能在这里 真的是很幸运 [01:20.22]Stop moving, they're taking a picture
别走了 他们在拍照呢 [01:22.34]Smile for the camera, Evelyn
冲镜头笑一笑 伊芙琳 [01:52.48]Ladies and gentlemen
女士们 先生们 [01:54.15]Critics and hipsters
评论家 嬉皮士 [01:55.75]Have you heard the new disc
你们有没有听过 [01:57.16]By the Evelyn sisters?
伊芙琳姐妹最新的唱片？ [01:58.80]Seamlessly floating with grace
在优雅中无暇地流动 [02:00.46]Between eras and genres
跨越时代和流派 [02:02.26]They sing timeless new songs
她们唱着永恒的新曲 [02:03.82]Rife with double-entendres
因双关而盛行流传 [02:05.68]As featured in Rolling Stone
这样的描写来自滚石音乐 [02:07.45]Spin, the New Yorker
SPIN和纽约客杂志 [02:08.89]And Pitchfork (Pitchfork)
以及Pitchfork网站 [02:12.37]There's an in-store appearance
店内今天将举行 [02:14.12]Today at the corner of
一场销售见面会 [02:15.71]Bedford and Seventh Ave.
就在贝德福德和第七街的拐角 [02:17.49]Come get a photograph
过来照张相吧 [02:19.50]Sticker, and autographed shirt!
来张贴纸 还有签名T恤！ [02:23.01]Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
大家对我们这么友善 难道不是很好吗？ [02:25.62]If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
如果没搞错 我觉得他们喜欢我们呢 [02:29.21]Aren't we lucky to be here?
我们能在这里 真的是很幸运 [02:31.00]Stop moving, they're taking a picture
别走了 他们在拍照呢 [02:33.09]Smile for the camera, Evelyn!
冲镜头笑一笑 伊芙琳！