Role Model-Helmet

[00:01.00]OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself [00:03.00]You can try this at home [00:05.00]You can be just like me! [00:16.00]Mic check one two.. we recordin? [00:18.00]I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this [00:22.00]If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus [00:25.00]I strangled you to death then I choked you again [00:27.00]Then break your ****** legs till your bones poke through your skin [00:30.00]You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally [00:32.00]Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally [00:35.00]I get you blunted off of funny home grown [00:37.00]Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono [00:40.00](Ohh no!!) So if I said I never did drugs [00:42.00]That would mean I lie AND get ****** more than the President does [00:45.00]Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert [00:48.00]I ripped her ****** tonsils out and fed her sherbet (******!) [00:51.00]My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge [00:53.00]Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (****** you!) [00:56.00]Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez [00:58.00]Follow me and do exactly what the song says: [01:01.00]smoke ******, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink [01:04.00]And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal [01:07.00]I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal [01:09.00]So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill [01:11.00]Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill [01:14.00]Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill [01:16.00]But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist [01:19.00]How the ****** can I be white, I don't even exist [01:21.00]I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave [01:24.00]Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave [01:27.00]My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? [01:29.00]And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? [01:32.00]Now follow me and do exactly what you see [01:34.00]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! [01:37.00]I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. [01:40.00]Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! [01:42.00]Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole [01:45.00]When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold' [01:47.00]Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold [01:50.00]Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!) [01:53.00]My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk [01:55.00]I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone ******rt [01:58.00]I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer [02:00.00]That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh) [02:03.00]My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue [02:06.00]witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch [02:08.00]Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on [02:11.00]And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn [02:14.00]I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits [02:17.00]A premature birth that was four minutes late [02:19.00]Mother.. are you there? I love you [02:21.00]I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel [02:24.00]Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed [02:27.00]a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain? [02:29.00]I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm **** [02:32.00]Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I [02:34.00]So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass [02:37.00]Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her [02:40.00]Cause when I drop this solo ******t it's over with [02:42.00]I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it [02:45.00]I came to the club drunk with a fake ID [02:47.00]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! [02:50.00]I've been with 10 women who got HIV [02:52.00]Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! [02:55.00]I got genital warts and it burns when I pee [02:58.00]Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me! [03:00.00]I tie a rope around my ****** and jump from a tree [03:03.00]You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!! [20:00.00]?by Stane?& Mla餫