It Just Works-The Chalkeaters

[00:00.00] 作词 : Alexander Serebro [00:01.00] 作曲 : Alexander Serebro/Timofey Maslov [00:22.61]Watch this: our newest release!
快看：新游戏劲爆出炉！ [00:24.62]The legendary series you've missed for years
快烧给你爷爷一起来玩 [00:27.15]Comes back, get ready for some action!
准备再次飞上天际 [00:30.84]Got couple bugs in here, some broken scripts right there
Bug在左，坏脚本在右 [00:33.11]The fans will fix it anyway so we don't care!
全靠粉丝补丁来修 我们可不管！ [00:35.76]They'll patch it through micro transactions
捆绑上微交易一起发售 [00:39.84]So enjoy your pretty nylon bag
快来享受你的尼龙包 [00:42.07]Oh and boy, stop shitting on our swag
少再吐槽帆布跑哪去了 [00:44.06]You're not getting any money back
想要退款做梦去吧 [00:45.78]You knew that was a one way wacky track
你们自知已经上了贼船 [00:48.45]Just shut up and have your nylon bag!
闭上嘴收下尼龙包！ [00:50.64]Coming up with it was real drag!
再等上几个月的快递！ [00:52.78]All proceeds go strictly to Vault Tec
所有收入归于避难所科技 [00:54.40]So you're NOT getting your money back!
所以别再想拿到你的退款！ [00:57.29]It just works, it just works
就只是个工作，你还想让我考虑玩家感受？ [00:59.52]Little lies, stunning shows
小谎言，大舞台 [01:01.67]People buy, money flows, it just works
玩家买，钱滚来，计划通 [01:05.85]It just works, it just works
就这么管用，就这么管用 [01:08.04]Overpriced open worlds
价过高的开放世界 [01:10.17]Earnings rise, take my word
收益蹭蹭涨，相信我的话 [01:12.92]It just works
就这么管用 [01:15.05]It just works
就这么管用 [01:17.19]It just works
就这么管用 [01:18.70]It just works
就这么管用！ [01:20.29] [01:39.29]Our tech is cutting edge as far as I can tell
我们的技术领先世代 [01:41.86]The creation engine's aging very well
Creation引擎永远是最强 [01:44.31]We're not planning on Doing anything about it
换引擎？做美梦，想太多！ [01:48.42]Skyrim's the limit, don't deny it
天际就是极限，你心里自知 [01:50.78]See this mountain? You can buy it
瞧这座山峦你买了就能爬！ [01:52.72]In the DLC for the price of a real mountain!
这款DLC只要999.99 [01:57.20]What's wrong with a train in place of your head?
用火车代替你的脑袋有什么问题? [01:59.20]Come on, believe me, you've seen nothing yet
相信我这算不上什么! [02:01.25]The battle spaceship with the dragon animation
静待宇宙飞船长出龙的翅膀 [02:03.20]Will become a new sensation on the internet
引爆网络，成为新梗 [02:05.55]Just shut up, give us your every dime
别多废话拿出你的钱包 [02:07.80]Buying an armored horse is not a crime!
买这装甲马又不是犯罪! [02:09.90]Our devs could eat the Shadowmere alive so...
我们的开发者可以生吞影魇，所以… [02:11.78]BUY SKYRIM ONE MORE TODD DAMN TIME!
再多买一个平台的天际！ [02:14.25]It just works, it just works
就这么管用，就这么管用 [02:16.59]Little lies, stunning shows
小谎言，大舞台 [02:18.73]People buy, money flows, it just works
玩家买，钱滚来，计划通 [02:22.81]It just works, it just works
就只是个工作，你休想改变我 [02:25.33]Overpriced open worlds
价过高的开放世界 [02:27.33]Earnings rise, take my word
我們要加薪 [02:30.04]It just works
就这么管用 [02:32.13]It just works
就这么管用 [02:33.62]It just works
就这么管用！ [02:37.20]We don't want your endless shit
别再喂我们无止境的狗屎 [02:41.28]It's just not the game we need
这不是我们想要的游戏 [02:45.52]Sick of looting useless junk
厌倦了天天捡垃圾 [02:49.76]Graphics making our eyes bleed
画质烂到我们眼睛流血 [02:54.22]We don't want your endless shit
别再喂我们无止境的狗屎 [02:58.44]It's just not the game we need
这不是我们想要的游戏 [03:02.77]Sick of looting useless junk
厌倦了天天捡垃圾 [03:06.97]Graphics making our eyes bleed
画质烂到我们不忍直视 [03:12.85]Now listen up!
现在给我听好！ [03:13.92]Welcome to the place washed by Iliac waves
欢迎来到髂浪湾 [03:15.78]There's two and a half peasants with the same ugly face
这里所有村民全都一个脑瘫样 [03:18.08]You're not into small towns? Check out big-ass plains!
受够了小村庄？看这大平原！ [03:20.23]50 times the size of Skyrim's, twice as many pointless caves!
50倍天际的面积，再多两倍的洞穴！ [03:22.40]You see, we at Bethesda know exactly what you want
你看，没人比我们B社更懂玩家 [03:24.50]Hardcore gamers inspired us to improve shopping a lot
硬核玩家启发我们去完善微交易 [03:26.65]Now each lockpick must be bought for an actual ten spot
现在每个开锁器都要花上10美分 [03:28.84]And saving now is a paid mod for just twenty a slot
并且想要存档得再花上20美分 [03:30.91]You're never getting bored, you'll have infinite quests
你才不会厌倦，任务无限多 [03:33.05]There's every vagabond will put you to the test
任务光标多到眼花缭乱 [03:35.19]You'll be richly awarded with infinite chests
你会得到无数的战利品箱 [03:37.35]Full of rusty swords and used pregnancy tests
满是生锈的剑和用过的验孕棒 [03:39.45]We got rid of skill trees, they were old and lame
谁还用老掉牙的技能树？快快抛弃 [03:41.58]Who needs a leveling system in a role-playing game?
谁需要升级系统在角色扮演游戏？ [03:43.76]You came to slash and kill and save one more nation
你只需要砍砍杀杀然后又拯救一个世界 [03:45.88]No more levels and skills, only degradation!
去他的级别和技能，把你的剑砍到崩！ [03:49.65]It just works, it just works
就只是个工作，你还想让我考虑你的感受？ [03:52.09]Little lies, stunning shows
小谎言，大舞台 [03:54.10]People buy, money flows, it just works
玩家买，钱滚来，计划通 [03:58.28]It just works, it just works
就只是个工作，你休想改变我 [04:00.50]Overpriced open worlds
价过高的开放世界 [04:02.73]Earnings rise, take my word
收益蹭蹭涨，相信我的话 [04:07.01]It just works, it just works
就只是个工作，你休想改变我 [04:09.14]Little lies, stunning shows
小谎言，大舞台 [04:11.40]People buy, money flows!
玩家买，钱滚来！ [04:15.48]It just works!
就这么管用 [04:17.64]It just works!
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就这么管用 [04:24.88]It just works!
就这么管用！ [04:26.84]It just works!
就这么管用！ [04:28.47]It just works!
就这么管用！ [04:29.59]It just works!
就这么管用！ [04:30.57]IT JUST WORKS!!!
就只是个tmd工作！ [04:34.50]So who's laughing now?
现在是谁笑到了最后？