The Worst Country Song Of All Time-Brantley Gilbert/Toby Keith/HARDY

[00:00.00] 作词 : Brantley Gilbert/Will Weatherly/Michael Wilson Hardy/Hunter Phelps [00:00.25] 作曲 : Brantley Gilbert/Will Weatherly/Michael Wilson Hardy/Hunter Phelps [00:00.51]This is the worst country song of all time
这是有史以来最烂的乡村歌曲 [00:10.16]And it goes
它是这么唱的 [00:11.25]I hate beer and honky-tonk women
我讨厌啤酒和乡里的女人 [00:14.04]I don't eat deer and I can't stand fishing
我不吃鹿肉 我也受不了钓鱼 [00:17.24]And I don't know the words to Family Tradition
那首⌈家庭风俗⌋的歌词我一句不知道 [00:20.16]Folsom Prison or Walk The Line
与之相同的 还有⌈弗尔松监狱⌋和⌈与歌同行⌋ [00:23.91]And I think sweet tea is overrated
甜茶根本不值这份名声 [00:26.86]And all the roads were made for paving
所有的道路都是为铺而铺 [00:29.97]Yeah this is the worst country song of all time
是的 这就是有史以来最烂的乡村歌曲 [00:35.87]And the chorus goes
副歌是这么走的 [00:37.03]I love cities and traffic jams
我喜欢城里的生活 堵到不能动的交通 [00:39.91]I don't want a house on a piece of land
我不想盖一间别墅 或是拥有一片土地 [00:43.22]I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
我应该拥有一大笔票子 还有一辆小货车 [00:46.30]But I don't wanna earn a dime
但我一分钱也不想去赚 [00:50.33]Old Yeller didn't make me sad
电影⌈老黄狗⌋不会让我落泪 [00:52.81]I think we should change the American flag yeah
我觉得我们都应该把美国的国旗换了 [00:56.67]This is the worst country song of all time
这就是有史以来最烂的乡村歌曲 [01:01.90]Second verse goes [01:02.71]
第二段主歌是这样的 [01:03.24]I think trucks are a waste of gas
我觉得开卡车就是浪费汽油 [01:06.08]If you disagree we'll cancel that 'cause
如果你不同意 那我们就不这么做了 因为啊 [01:09.25] [01:09.76]My momma never whipped my a*s
我妈妈从没打过我 [01:11.94] [01:12.88]I guess she never tried
我想她也从未试过 [01:15.74]Man stink a fork in the constitution
我想我们的宪法也就此玩完 [01:19.10]I support Kim Jong-un and Putin
我支持金正恩和普京 [01:22.20]Yeah this is the worst country song of all time
这就是有史以来最烂的乡村歌曲 [01:27.91]And the chorus goes
副歌是这么走的 [01:29.36]I love cities and traffic jams
我喜欢城里的生活 堵到不能动的交通 [01:31.62] [01:32.40]I don't want a house on a piece of land
我不想盖一间别墅 或是拥有一片土地 [01:35.50]I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
我应该拥有一大笔票子 还有一辆小货车 [01:38.25] [01:38.88]But I don't wanna earn a dime
但我一分钱也不想去赚 [01:41.80] [01:42.59]Old Yeller didn't make me sad
电影⌈老黄狗⌋不会让我落泪 [01:45.17]I think we should change the American flag yeah
我觉得我们都应该把美国的国旗换了 [01:48.79]This is the worst country song of all time
这就是有史以来最烂的乡村歌曲 [01:53.94] [02:20.52]And the bridge goes
过渡段是这样 [02:21.15] [02:21.73]I'm too good for solo cups
红塑料杯对我太过廉价 [02:24.49]Your momma's homemade fried chicken sucks
你妈妈做的家常炸鸡 实在是差劲 [02:26.99] [02:27.91]Boots ain't made to get scuffed up
靴子也不是你这样 用来到处磨坏的 [02:31.04]How you like that saxophone
不妨跟我听一首萨克斯风 [02:33.13] [02:33.99]Yeah my neck ain't red and John Deeres are blue
我也不是什么红脖子 约翰迪尔是个蓝色的牌子（实际上品牌标识为绿色） [02:37.37]And you're as country as caviar if you think that's true
如果你坚持这么认为 那我就说你像鱼子酱一样村吧 [02:40.57]And this song's a joke but if it ain't for you
这首歌就是开玩笑啦 但如果不对你的胃口 [02:43.56] [02:44.12]I know your favorite song
那我也知道你最爱的那首 [02:48.94] [02:49.84]And it goes like
那首是这么唱的 [02:50.97]I love cities and traffic jams
我喜欢城里的生活 堵到不能动的交通 [02:53.25] [02:54.01]I don't want a house on a piece of land
我不想盖一间别墅 或是拥有一片土地 [02:57.15]I deserve a bunch of money and a minivan
我应该拥有一大笔票子 还有一辆小货车 [03:00.42]But I don't wanna earn a dime
但我一分钱也不想去赚 [03:03.04] [03:04.19]Old Yeller didn't make me sad
电影⌈老黄狗⌋不会让我落泪 [03:06.89]I think we should change the American flag yeah
我觉得我们都应该把美国的国旗换了 [03:10.44]This is the worst country song of all time
这就是有史以来最烂的乡村歌曲