Problems-Joe Walsh

[00:00.00] [00:00.45]If your having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:02.80]I got 99 problems but a ************* ain't one [00:05.41] [00:05.72]I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol [00:08.18]Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed [00:10.80]Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes" [00:13.50]I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:15.90]If you grew up with holes in your zapitos [00:18.40]You'd celebrate the minute you was having doe [00:20.96]I'm like ************* critics you can kiss my whole asshole [00:23.76]If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:26.26]Got beef with radio if I don't play they show [00:28.61]They don't play my hits well I don't give a *************t SO [00:31.47]Rap mags try and use my black ass [00:34.01]So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...******s [00:36.91]I don't know what you take me as [00:38.97]or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has [00:41.65]I'm from rags to ritches ************* I ain't dumb [00:44.17]I got 99 problems but a ************* ain't one [00:46.60]Hit me [00:46.98] [00:49.90]99 Problems but a ************* ain't one [00:51.91]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:54.45]I got 99 problems but a ************* ain't one [00:56.89]Hit me [00:57.24] [00:57.58]The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw [00:59.73]In my rear view mirror is the mother ******g law [01:02.17]I got two choices yall pull over the car or [01:04.48]bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor [01:07.50]Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake [01:10.10]Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case [01:12.31]So I...pull over to the side of the road [01:14.90]And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?" [01:17.71]Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low [01:20.09]Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know [01:22.76]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo? [01:25.35]"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four" [01:27.98]"License and registration and step out of the car" [01:30.56]"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know alot of you are" [01:33.16]I ain't stepping out of *************t all my papers legit [01:35.65]"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?" [01:38.57]Well my glove compar**ent is locked so is the trunk and the back [01:41.05]And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that [01:43.30]"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?" [01:47.21]"Or somebody important or something?" [01:49.15]Nah I ain't pass the bar but I know a little bit [01:51.35]Enough that you won't illegally search my *************t [01:53.70]"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come" [01:56.26]I got 99 problems but a ************* ain't one [01:58.67]Hit me [01:59.05] [02:01.82]99 Problems but a ************* ain't one [02:03.88]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:06.42]I got 99 problems but a ************* ain't one [02:08.91]Hit me [02:09.28] [02:12.22]99 Problems but a ************* ain't one [02:14.13]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [02:16.62]I got 99 problems but a ************* ain't one [02:19.14]Hit me [02:19.55] [02:19.93]Now once upon a time not too long ago [02:21.86]A ************* like myself had to strong arm a hoe [02:24.35]This is not a hoe in the sense of having a ************* [02:26.93]But a ************* having no God Damn sense, try and push me [02:30.12]I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord [02:32.09]Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform [02:35.03]You know the type loud as a motor bike [02:37.43]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [02:39.79]The only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clapping [02:42.53]He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain [02:45.39]And there I go trapped in the kit kat again [02:47.70]Back through the system with the riff raff again [02:50.45]Fiends on the floor scratching again [02:52.86]Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them [02:55.22]D.A. tred to give the ************* the shaft again [02:58.01]Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African [03:00.60]All because this fool was horrasin them [03:03.13]Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin [03:05.70]But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun [03:08.26]I got 99 problems but being a ************* ain't one [03:10.78]Hit me [03:11.10] [03:13.96]99 Problems but a ************* ain't one [03:15.97]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:18.48]I got 99 problems but a ************* ain't one [03:21.00]Hit me [03:21.37] [03:24.18]99 Problems but a ************* ain't one [03:26.30]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:28.84]I got 99 problems but a ************* ain't one [03:31.29]Hit me [03:31.66] [03:37.17]If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [03:39.33]I got 99 problems but a ************* ain't one [03:41.57] [03:43.24]You're crazy for this one Rick [03:45.57]It's your boy [03:46.36]