Cheaper Than A Shrink-Joe Nichols

[00:04.19]. [00:19.61]I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block [00:23.42]Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock [00:27.30]Said "I'd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year [00:30.99]Son, you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer." [00:34.79]. [00:35.05]And I said "It's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think. [00:42.82]You just pour and drink. Yea 16.50 for a bottle of Jack, [00:51.01]No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack. [00:54.57]Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done, [00:58.51]And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun". [01:02.26]. [01:02.83]And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think [01:10.26]You just pour and drink, yea it's cheaper than a shrink. [01:17.01]. [01:22.95]Now me and her had this little problem between us [01:26.40]Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus [01:30.65]She said "Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor". [01:34.34]I said "All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers. [01:37.72]. [01:38.27]Cause it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think [01:45.59]You just pour and drink. 'Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs. [01:54.03]No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack. [01:57.59]Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done, [02:01.40]And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun". [02:05.15]. [02:05.65]And it's cheaper than a shrink, you don't have to think [02:13.22]You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink. [02:20.15]. [02:21.53]If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline, [02:25.59]Then I'da quit drinkin' when I was 19. [02:29.28]It's the oldest, most proven form of therapy [02:33.46]The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's [02:37.59]. [02:38.09]Cheaper than a shrink, mmm you don't have to think [02:44.67]You just pour and drink, and it's cheaper than a shrink. [02:52.17]Oh you just pour and drink and it's a whole lot cheaper [02:58.73]Than some big town clock hound, drag it down shrink.