Dear Abby-John Prine

[00:00.94]Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my feet are too long [00:58.18]My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong [01:02.70]My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all [01:07.62]Won't you write me a letter, won't you give me a call [01:12.07]Signed Bewildered [01:15.72]Bewildered, Bewildered, you have no complaint [01:22.17]You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't [01:26.10]So listen up Buster, and listen up good [01:31.14]Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood [01:36.19]Dear Abby, Dear Abby, my fountain pen leaks [01:45.33]My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks [01:49.49]Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed [01:54.72]If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead [01:59.32]Signed Unhappy [02:02.30]Unhappy, Unhappy, you have no complaint [02:09.06]You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't [02:13.00]So listen up Buster, and listen up good [02:18.03]Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood [02:22.46]Dear Abby, Dear Abby, you won't believe this [02:39.79]But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss [02:43.63]My girlfriend tells me it's all in my head [02:48.54]But my stomach tells me to write you instead [02:53.08]Signed Noise-maker [02:57.21]Noise-maker, Noise-maker, you have no complaint [03:03.94]You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't [03:07.71]So listen up Buster, and listen up good [03:13.16]Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood [03:18.21]Dear Abby, Dear Abby, well I never thought [03:27.08]That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught [03:31.33]We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze [03:36.62]With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees [03:41.10]Signed Just Married [03:45.24]Just Married, Just Married, you have no complaint [03:51.80]You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't [03:55.95]So listen up Buster, and listen up good [04:00.99]Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood [04:07.21]