Me and My Monkey-Robbie Williams

[00:00.00] 作词 : CHAMBERS, GUY/WILLIAMS, ROBERT PETER [00:31.41]There was me and my monkey [00:35.42]And with his dungarees and roller blades smoking filter tips [00:40.58]Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet [00:45.95] [00:47.58]He had the soft-top down he liked the wind in his face [00:53.96] [00:54.64]He said 'Son, you ever been to Vegas?' I said 'no' [00:57.52]He said 'that's where we're gonna go - you need a change of pace' [01:01.71] [01:03.46]And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs [01:10.31]He said 'I left my wallet in El Segondo' and proceeded to take two grand of mine [01:17.18] [01:19.50]We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel [01:24.75] [01:27.06]Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well? [01:32.43] [01:34.31]He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said [01:40.24] [01:42.00]'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've got a monkey bed!' [01:49.50] [01:50.25]Me and my monkey [01:52.19] [01:53.87]With a dream and a gun [01:55.75] [01:57.74]I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone [02:04.25] [02:05.68]Me and my monkey [02:07.51]Like Butch and the Sundance Kid [02:11.26] [02:13.45]Trying to understand why he did what he did [02:17.67]Why he did what he did [02:20.17]We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor [02:26.73] [02:27.42]We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen before [02:34.26] [02:36.45]He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke [02:42.20] [02:43.39]He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages [02:46.08]Called up some escort services and ordered some okey doke [02:49.89] [02:52.39]Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door [02:57.70] [02:58.76]In walked this big bad ass baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores [03:05.95] [03:07.63]'Hi! My name is Sunshine - these are my girls [03:13.89] [03:15.33]Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah, they'll rock your world' [03:20.99] [03:23.24]So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun [03:28.93] [03:30.68]Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium [03:36.52] [03:38.59]There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine [03:44.40] [03:45.33]'What's up? You'd better get your ass in here boy, your monkey's having too much of a good [03:50.83]time!' [03:53.27] [03:54.09]Me and my monkey [03:56.58]Drove in search of the sun [03:59.82] [04:01.82]Me and my monkey [04:03.51] [04:04.26]Don't point that gun at anyone [04:08.01] [04:09.51]Me and my monkey [04:11.32] [04:11.88]Like Billy The Kid [04:14.94] [04:17.26]Trying to understand why he did what he did [04:21.32]Why he did what he did [04:23.32] [04:24.64]Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high [04:30.62] [04:32.68]Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died [04:38.20] [04:40.83]We left before encores, he couldn't sit still [04:46.26] [04:48.64]Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill [04:53.83] [04:56.58]We went to play black-jack, kept hitting twenty three [05:01.64] [05:04.26]Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me [05:09.51] [05:12.01]Or was it my monkey? I couldn't be sure [05:17.13] [05:19.44]It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before [05:25.07] [05:27.32]Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run [05:32.74] [05:34.86]That's a bad ass monkey boy and he's packing a gun [05:40.32] [05:42.64]'My name is Rodriguez', he says with death in his eye [05:48.30] [05:49.86]'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos, and now your monkey's gonna die!' [05:57.06] [05:58.13]Me and my monkey [05:59.88] [06:01.07]drove in search of the sun [06:03.69] [06:05.50]Now me and my monkey [06:07.25] [06:08.13]We don't wanna kill no mexican [06:11.87]But we've got ten itchy fingers [06:15.25] [06:16.88]and one thing to declare [06:18.81] [06:20.94]When the monkey is high [06:22.56] [06:23.56]you do not stare, you do not stare [06:28.00] [06:34.75]you do not stare... [06:37.06] [06:44.25]Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff here boy [06:47.08]huh... [06:47.89] [06:48.58]And I ain't about to run [06:49.95] [06:52.20]Put your gun down, boy [06:53.58] [06:54.08]huh huh... [06:54.64] [06:56.39]How did I get mixed up with this ****ing monkey anyhow? [06:59.39] [07:00.14]