Supermodel (LP Version)-Jill Sobule

[00:00]Ooh, look at all this.pany.ing round tonight [00:03]Even Catherine O'Hara's.e by to say hello [00:07]You really wanna know? [00:10]Well, I'll tell you, [00:12]I might have to pour myself another little moonshine... [00:17]Here we go: [00:21]It was a sweet and frosty may [00:23]in the town of Thunder Bay [00:26]when Dale and Wendy Day went out to Sweetbrush Lake [00:31]they found a weeping willow, [00:33]sat down to do the Thunder Bay a go go [00:34]well the wind was real soft, [00:37]poor little Wendy just had to break [00:42]later on that month, Dale went for Pepper lunch [00:44]at the we're all in this together diner [00:47]the pea soup was fine, [00:48]the corncob on time, [00:52]chili dogs even finer [00:55]but the real reason was that Wendy was workin' counter [00:58]those two little kids just couldn't get enough of each other [01:03]Dale broke out like a man and said [01:04] Wendy I think I want to take your hand! [01:08]and make little children [01:10]and live beyond the sand [01:14]and with respect to the clouds and the colony of your eyes [01:16]that day we made love I'm gonna call our little child Amber Jones. [01:19]Hey supermodel set the rest of us free [01:28]there ain't no genie in the bottle [01:33]or in that magazine [01:39]hey supermodel [01:44]what's it like being pretty? [01:48]Now everyone knows [01:49]that if you're going to run a successful cafe [01:51]you have to hire the prettiest waitress. [01:55]Amber, turns out, [01:56]had been working at the Pepper lunch cafe [01:58]just like her mother did twenty years earlier [02:01]and it boils down to this very simple doctrine [02:04]given to her by Ralph Habbasham, the owner. [02:09]Ralph says the customer's always right [02:11]and the customers here are mostly men [02:13]and though it don't seem from table two to sixteen [02:16]all men do is dream [02:18]of falling in love just like women. [02:20]Now watching from table twenty [02:21]was a man from New York city [02:23]who was most impressed with Amber's poses. [02:25]He said .e over here missy [02:27]I got's a kinda proposition that is [02:29]if you're willing to listen. [02:30]Hey supermodel set the rest of us free [02:40]there ain't no genie in the bottle [02:44]or in that magazine [02:51]hey supermodel [03:09]Now she was just everywhere, [03:11]I mean little girls wanted to be like her, [03:13]little boys wanted to be with her. [03:16]Even mothers somehow altered their physique [03:18]just to be a little closer [03:20]to what Amber represented. [03:24]One day, Amber who likes the sweetbrush diner [03:26]where she used to work at [03:27]really missed those coconut cake cucumbers [03:30]and made out with a giant flesh missile on the top of her forehead. [03:34]Poor little Amber couldn't do a thing about it [03:37]and her poor career went [03:40]kinda downhill as the people outside her hotel room penthouse [03:42]cried out, [03:44]well you know what they cried out. [03:45]Hey supermodel set the rest of us free [03:54]there ain't no genie in the bottle [03:59]or in that magazine [04:06]hey supermodel [04:10]what's it like being a teen dream? [04:17]Shackles, shackles, shackles on my heart. [04:19]I loved you from the very first day from the start [04:22]but you left call it theft of the heart [04:23]bring me back the spark pretty girl, [04:25]pretty princess that is left [04:27]bright lights in the glitter, [04:29]the shine of the night dreamed of the city [04:31]cuz you dreamed of flight [04:33]but it's timber [04:34]watch these trees that are falling [04:35]pretty little princess with no one to call [04:38]it's a small town now girl [04:39]that doesn't seem so small [04:41]first love, fifth grade, first kiss at the mall [04:44]with me y'all check it with degree [04:46]bring it back upon the m.i.c. [04:48]cuz the man's on his knees [04:49]small town ways and the g's from the grade [04:51]bring me back sunny days [04:53]we's that praise haze [04:54]y'all tripping through the maze [04:56]everyday in the mind want the grape from the vine that was mine [05:02]cuz I must call it theft [05:04]y'all protection and selection of my memory [05:06]poet on the mic with degrees saying please [05:09]princess y'all my supermodel girl [05:11]bring ya back pretty princess [05:13]cuz I like to rock your world one time [05:15]smooth sweet like wine