College Kids-Relient K

[00:01.99]someone please save us, us college kids! [00:04.55]what my parents told me is what i did [00:07.92]they said go to school and be a college kid [00:11.77]but in the end i question why i did [00:23.14]i'm poor, i'm starving, i'm flat broke, i've got no cash to spend [00:25.67]sell all my books for front row tickets to dave matthews band [00:27.98]my girlfriend's at another school, i know this year will test her [00:32.48]i called, found out she had three other boyfriends last semester [00:38.28]and that's why i say [00:39.78]oh no! not for me, not for me [00:44.21]call it torture, call it university [00:45.64]no! arts and crafts is all i need [00:50.63]i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree [01:01.25]80 grand later i found out that all that i had learned [01:04.43]is that you should show up to take your finals and your midterms [01:08.05]the party scene is kinda mean, i think it's sick and twisted [01:11.55]the navy showed up at my dorm and claimed that i enlisted [01:16.82]and that's why i say [01:18.69]oh no! not for me, not for me [01:22.76]call it torture, call it university [01:26.24]no! arts and crafts is all i need [01:29.68]i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree [01:32.67]don't get excited. she'll say "no" without a doubt you see [01:45.50]and i've decided college girls just won't go out with me [01:47.87]they make me nervous and they always catch me off my guard [01:50.30]like cell phone services i drop out cause college is too hard [01:52.93]it's time to call my father [01:55.79]cause it's his alma mater [01:59.04]good grades aren't what they seem [02:03.79]i think he knows the dean [02:05.24]it's time to call my father [02:07.74]cause it's his alma mater [02:08.99]he says he's proud of me [02:13.77]but college always was his dream [02:16.01]and i would always say it's not for me [02:35.63]oh no! not for me, not for me [02:39.44]call it torture, call it university [02:41.06]no! arts and crafts is all i need [02:46.11]i'll take calligraphy and then i'll make a fake degree [02:49.73]someone please save us, us college kids! [02:53.41]what my parents told me is what i did [02:56.78]they said go to school and be a college kid [03:00.53]but in the end i question why i did [03:03.02]do what will make you happy [03:05.08] [03:05.78]do what you feel is right [03:08.34]only but one thing matters [03:12.02]learn how to live your life