The Beer-Kimya Dawson

[00:17.60]The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of Mad Dog [00:20.28]And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off [00:23.67]You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye [00:26.94]I said "don't you mean pediddle?" and I lit his house on fire [00:30.84]He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun [00:33.66]I was dressed like Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome [00:36.88]He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend [00:40.43]I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head [00:43.70]Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull [00:46.94]I got in my Mazda and I drove to the mall [00:50.36]I got a big Johnson shirt and some silicone tits [00:53.54]When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with **** [00:57.08]And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine [01:00.30]And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines [01:03.75]I ate every single one without noticing the mold [01:07.13]You said "you're gross my darling", I said "no I'm rock and roll" [01:10.91]Even though I'd never ever been in a band [01:14.09]I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand [01:17.22]And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared [01:20.51]Of burning in hell well I was already there [01:23.93]And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain [01:27.17]And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train [01:30.89]And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills [01:33.96]We had to sit down on skateboards just to make it down the hill [01:37.15]Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar [01:40.83]And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car [01:44.30]When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor [01:47.63]You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64 [01:50.95]And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of Jim Beam [01:54.43]And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm Sunny D [01:57.71]And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out [02:01.10]I tried to scream **** you but blood was pouring out my mouth [02:04.78]Evan Dando never planned on telling you the truth [02:07.86]And your Leonardo ID card is your fountain of youth [02:11.39]You can be a teenager for your whole ******* life [02:14.82]Just find some pretty sucker and make that ***** your wife [02:18.32]I guess by now you all know my friend Danny broke his neck [02:21.39]He was driving home from Sirens when he got into a wreck [02:25.91]First I cried for him and then I cried for me [02:29.30]Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be [02:32.34]But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands [02:36.02]And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand [02:39.20]And the silver pink pony kisses me and says [02:43.06]You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy