Mona Lisa-Slick Rick

[00:00.80]Artist：slick rick [00:01.36]Songs Title：mona lisa [00:02.43]Ladies, and gentlemen... and lowlifes [00:03.49] [00:05.37]It is with outstanding pleasure [00:06.11]That we are here to present tonight... [00:07.81] [00:09.74]Slick rick, the ruler! and mc ricky d!! [00:11.00] [00:13.99]Doing their smash hit, mona lisa, [00:15.05] [00:16.36]You know, like the picture? [00:17.36] [00:18.68]Anyway, Id like to take this time out [00:19.93] [00:20.99]To bow before his divine majesty [00:21.68]oh your majesty... [00:22.74]hmm? [00:23.55] [00:37.12]can I kiss your hand? [00:37.74]mm-hmm [00:37.81]（kisses his hand loudly） [00:38.80]enough! [00:38.86]come your highness.. they await you.. [00:40.61] [00:50.55]Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do [00:52.36]I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew [00:54.61]I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza [00:57.11]And bumped into a girl, her name was mona -- what? [00:58.80]Mona lisa （what? ） singing mona lisa, so men made you.. [01:01.49] [01:02.42]Youknowhatimsayin? so I said, excuse me, dear [01:03.99] [01:04.99]My gosh, you look nice! [01:06.67]Put away your money [01:07.74]Ill buy that slice! [01:08.74]She said, thanks - Id rather a slice of you [01:10.49]Im just kidding, but thats awfully nice of you [01:11.86]The compliment showed she had a mind in her [01:13.74] [01:14.55]And when I smiled （ping!） I almost blinded her [01:16.67]She said, great scott! are you a thief? [01:18.11] [01:18.67]Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth [01:20.49] [01:21.05]Ha-ha, hah! had to find that funny [01:22.43] [01:23.11]So I said, no child, I work hard for the money [01:25.05] [01:25.55]And calling me a thief? please! dont even try it （right!） [01:28.45]Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet [01:30.14]She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors [01:31.76] [01:32.32]She tried to disrespect who? ! the grand wizard [01:33.76] [01:34.44]Me! well whats your name, son? [01:35.57] [01:36.51]Mc ricky d, but not to be so harsh I said to mona li-hee [01:38.51] [01:39.51]Im.. sorry and I know thats low class （uhh, yeah） [01:41.19] [01:41.75]Please sit, and tell me a little about your past [01:43.07] [01:43.82]She said, well I got courage, and I dont like porridge （uh-huh） [01:44.82]Ive never been to college, but Ive got crazy knowledge （uh-huh） [01:47.70]Over eighteen and my eyes are green （uh-huh） [01:49.94] [01:50.51]I wear more gold than that man on a-team （uh-huh, uh-huh） [01:52.63]Trim, slim, （yeah） and Im also light skinned [01:54.25] [01:55.51]Best believe monas a virgin [01:56.57] [01:57.19]A virgin? ! honey needed a slap [01:58.51] [01:59.25]She tried to tell me shes a virgin -- with her yea wide gap [02:00.57] [02:01.32]I said, it dont matter, see, Im not picky （word） [02:03.32]Let me spell my name out for you, its ricky [02:04.69] [02:05.57]ravishing [02:06.39]impress [02:06.94]courageous so careless [02:08.01] [02:08.70]for the kangols which Ive got [02:09.89] [02:12.69]That I wear everyday and [02:13.63] [02:14.75]why not? [02:15.45]To fights not right that I recite and im.. [02:17.19]Quite polite like walter cronkite [02:18.01]Well, just about then, trevor my friend came in [02:19.26]He said, hey rick, dont you know playin with these snakes is a sin? !? [02:20.82]He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store [02:21.25]He said, I dont want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more! [02:21.76]Now come along, we have a party to attend [02:22.07]With some real mature women and some more of her friends [02:22.45]He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute [02:22.82]And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it! [02:24.07]And as we were leavin and drivin along [02:24.82]I could hear a melody as mona sang a song [02:25.20]If you see me walking down the street [02:25.44]And I start to cry.. each time we meet.. [02:25.75]Walk on by.. walk on by.. [02:26.01]Foolish pride [02:26.07]Thats all that I have left, so, let me hide [02:26.38]The pain and the hurt that you gave me [02:26.69]When you said goodbye.. [02:26.82]You walked on by..