Corporate Logic-Stereoliza

[00:24.340]Our company was just starting a deal [00:26.730]when it occurred my boss to hire me, lady STL [00:29.180]Lost of clever candidates demonstrated [00:32.900]broad vision at selection process go-no-go decision [00:34.690]My ***iest gear pushed on decision's taking [00:36.900]- I'm ready to start, heh, money-making [00:39.360]Miss Thang was gonna start introducing my job: [00:41.600]'Another ***** in the house, [00:42.600]why not a nice baby-pop?' [00:44.090]Shut up, s*it, I just thought to myself [00:46.340]I'm a lady STL, I'll give you hell [00:48.790]She went on explaining what is our common dream [00:51.280]Sat back introducing our company's team: [00:53.870]'Yo, nice to meet you, Mr. Low Mr. Tea and Toady-boy!' [00:59.550]I knew they're ultimate dorks, despite all that crap [01:02.340]I had to get to my wizzwork [01:03.730] [01:07.670]One produces that s*it [01:08.720]Somebody gotta use it [01:10.210]And I just sit and spit [01:11.460]And we all do that in the company's interest [01:17.510]Mr. Tea throws a fit [01:18.710]Toady-boy steals a bit [01:19.960]And I just sit and spit [01:21.210]And we all do that in the company's interest [01:26.640] [01:27.090]Meanwhile I was surprisingly enthused [01:29.170]By the fact that miss Thang was extremely profuse [01:31.710]Talking 'bout flashy cars and trendy restaurants [01:34.060]What she needs, who she wants, [01:35.300]who's another guy to bonk [01:36.550]After that Mr. Low couldn't restrain [01:38.250]from porno web-sites [01:39.290]Waiting for the colleagues leave the office [01:41.090]and to work nights [01:42.090]Toady-boy was not just curious in this [01:44.140]His investigator's talent never left him in peace [01:46.840]Next morning secretary's giggling in the hall [01:48.930]Resealed the whole story with the message to all [01:51.220]We new that Mr. Tea was jealous, Sir Low ever lower [01:53.810]Miss Thang - just delicious, trying to get over [01:56.310]So I concluded that for well-paid positions [01:58.760]One should abandon all the inner inhibitions [02:01.250]Corporate Logic is something like black box, [02:03.590]But finally I've guessed how all this stupid [02:05.690]system works : [02:08.370] [02:10.220]One produces that s*it [02:11.230]Somebody gotta use it [02:12.620]And I just sit and spit [02:14.810]And we all do that in the company's interest [02:19.850]Mr. Tea throws a fit [02:21.190]Toady-boy steals a bit [02:22.330]And I just sit and spit [02:23.580]And we all do that in the company's interest [02:29.690]One produces that s*it [02:30.860]Somebody gotta use it [02:32.370]And I just sit and spit [02:33.610]And we all do that in the company's interest [02:39.500]Mr. Tea throws a fit [02:40.890]Toady-boy steals a bit [02:41.880]And I just sit and spit [02:43.230]And we all do that in the company's interest [02:53.900]Our company was just starting a deal [02:56.100]when it occurred my boss to hire me [02:59.340]One produces that s*it [03:00.180]Somebody gotta use it [03:01.670]And I just sit and spit [03:02.880]And we all do that in the company's interest [03:08.900]Mr. Tea throws a fit [03:10.100]Toady-boy steals a bit [03:11.490]And I just sit and spit [03:12.840]And we all do that in the company's interest [03:18.680]One produces that s*it [03:19.920]Somebody gotta use it [03:21.110]And I just sit and spit [03:22.460]And we all do that in the company's interest [03:28.500]Mr. Tea throws a fit [03:29.690]Toady-boy steals a bit [03:30.890]And I just sit and spit [03:32.130]And we all do that in the company's interest