Saturday Night-Schoolly D

[00:38.67]It was Saturday night and I was feeling kinda sporty [00:41.61]Went to the bar copped me a 40 [00:43.81]Got kinda high and uh kinda drunk [00:46.12]So I kicked the ass of this little punk [00:48.79]Forgot my key and had to ring my bell [00:51.01]My momma came down she said "Who the hell " [00:53.27]Wait momma wait it's me your little son [00:55.88]Before I knew it my mom pulled a gun [00:58.21]"I know who you are but who the hell is that " [01:00.57]I turned around man this ***** was fat [01:02.93]I really don't know how she got into the car [01:05.21]I must have picked her up when I left the bar [01:07.84]You know I'm horny homey man I wanted to chill [01:10.03]But you know how mothers are she wanted to ill [01:12.23]So I said "Hey baby is you on the pill [01:14.92]'Cause tonight I wanna be your lover [01:17.47]Just one thing I forgot to buy a rubber" [01:20.04]Wait a little while then we snuck upstairs [01:22.18]Step by step with a hint of fear [01:24.68]We got into my room [01:25.76]***** started to scream [01:26.39] [01:27.06]Momma busted in what a ****** up scene [01:29.44]Shirt ripped off drawers down to my knees [01:31.77]Wait momma wait momma wait wait please [01:34.33]Put back your gun put down your broom [01:36.49] [01:37.01]My mom ****** up the room [01:39.11]The ***** jumped up with no respect [01:41.35]I had to put the big big ***** in check [01:43.67]I said [01:44.06]"You come a little closer and you will get shot" [01:46.35]"I'm sober anyway I don't need no cock" [01:48.68] [01:51.63]It was Saturday night [01:53.23] [02:05.46]It was Saturday night [02:06.42]And I was feeling kinda funny [02:08.17]Gold around my neck pockets full of money [02:10.52]Went to the corner [02:11.38]Man and who did I see [02:12.64]But this super bad ***** looking back at me [02:15.15]I said "Fly lady man [02:16.58]You got a big butt" [02:17.58]This ***** turned around [02:18.61]All she said was "What " [02:20.02]I said "My name is Schoolly baby uh what is yours " [02:22.14] [02:22.66]Before I knew it up come my boys [02:24.84]Noisy as hell and drunk as **** [02:27.04]Saying "Yo Schoolly School what time is it " [02:29.85]Looked a little closer and I knew it was a gag [02:32.05]What I thought was a girl was nothing but a fag [02:34.28] [02:48.91]Everybody rapping but they don't know how [02:51.26]Shoulda seen the boy rapping to the cow [02:53.67]He rapped so hard that the ***** saw smoke [02:56.07]He lit up his cheeba and they both took a toke [02:58.51]The cow got high and the boy got by [03:01.07]Don't come in my face and ask me why [03:03.18]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [03:04.47]Yeah it's that [03:05.84]Cheeba cheeba making 'em feel like that [03:07.91]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [03:08.96] [03:13.18]Some call it Cheeba some call it **** [03:15.20]It's the killer it's the thriller [03:16.44]It's the thing that you need [03:17.53]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [03:18.64] [03:22.49]Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet [03:24.89]Smoking a J and scratching the itch [03:27.29]Along came a spider and sat down beside her [03:29.69]And said "Yo what's up with that ***** " [03:32.14]But then down the road came Mary and her lambs [03:34.54]Smoking a Lacy in each and every hand [03:36.93]The poor little spider he couldn't score any [03:39.14]They was 2 dollar ******* and he only had a penny [03:41.62]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [03:43.03] [03:44.57]Yeah Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [03:47.33] [03:51.09]Let me tell you a little tale about Peter the Pimp [03:53.86]Sucker MC trying to cop a limp [03:56.36]Rode around town in a couple of cars [03:58.59]Got gagged by the man trying to stick up a bar [04:00.88]The judge said [04:01.60]"Boy what was on your mind " [04:02.76] [04:03.27]He said [04:03.87]"I had some Cheeba Cheeba ******* and some wine " [04:05.74]The judge said "Boy relax and have a beer [04:08.27]You won't be doing **** for the next ten years " [04:10.59]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [04:11.92] [04:12.93]Yeah it's that Cheeba Cheeba [04:15.18]Cheeba Cheeba ya'll [04:16.34] [04:20.58]Some call it Cheeba some call it **** [04:22.46]It's the killer it's the thriller it's the thing that you need [04:24.82]So Cheeba Cheeba ya'll