The Critic (Album Version)-Toby Keith

[00:00.000] 作词 : Toby Keith [00:01.000] 作曲 : Toby Keith [00:13.396]Tell it like it is [00:16.276]He gets up real early on his mornin drive [00:20.956]Down to the office for his 9to 5 [00:24.636]He drives a 942ton economy car [00:28.816]Loves to tell the local bands down at the bar [00:32.686]That he's The Critic [00:34.246]Yea I can hook you up I know everybody [00:39.106]In the business [00:40.916]He flunked junior high band [00:42.796]He couldn't march in time [00:44.786]He tried to write a song once [00:47.106]He couldn't make it rhyme [00:48.846]He went two or three chords on a pawn shop guitar [00:52.906]He just never quite had what it took to be a star [00:56.956]So he's a critic [00:59.336]I work for the Gazette man I got a real job [01:05.76]He did a 5-star column on a band he never heard [01:09.246]He did a bluegrass review about an unkind word [01:13.436]He thought it was time to ask his boss for a raise [01:17.426]His boss said I can't even tell [01:19.356]If anybody's even readin your page [01:23.766]Yea [01:27.946]So he thought and he thought a little more [01:32.66]He caught a young hot star headin into town [01:35.686]And then he hid behind his typewriter [01:38.436]And gunned the boy down [01:40.56]Here come the letters the e-mails [01:43.106]The faxes they raised him to 20 000dollars [01:47.236]After taxes [01:49.106]He's a happy critic [01:53.100]He's rollin in the dough [01:56.280]Man I could do this forever [01:58.210]This is easy Everybody's readin my column [02:01.770]Please don't tell my mom [02:04.640]That I write the music column for the Gazette [02:07.450]She still thinks I play piano down [02:10.370]At the Cathouse [02:13.680]Let's get funky with this now boys Play it on out [02:19.300]Come on Shannon [02:24.110]There's ole Biff jumpin in [02:28.600]is layin it down [02:31.650]Come on Shannon [02:36.650]Aww yea my man Steve [02:44.760]Man my fingers are gettin tired [02:45.950]Y'all gonna have to hurry [02:47.830]This snappin thing wearin me out [02:54.680]Hello Shannon [02:57.990]Guess he's on coffee break man [03:01.230]They're gonna love you [03:05.90]Cause they already love me [03:09.300]Yea [03:10.160]It's the Critic