Mother Love-The Meditations

[00:21.87] [00:22.87]Andy Samberg: Oh dang.. [00:23.15]Justin Timberlake:What is it dawg? [00:24.28]AS: I forgot it's Mother's Day. [00:26.43]JT:Didn't get a gift for her. [00:27.97]AS: Other plans got in the way. [00:30.05]She'll be so dissappointed. [00:31.84]JT: Damn I forgot it too. [00:33.64]AS: This could have been avoided. [00:35.37]Both: What the hell are we gonna do? [00:36.33] [00:37.33]JT: My mom's been so forlorn [00:39.02]Ever since my daddy left. [00:40.73]AS: Cold [00:41.15]JT: No one to hold her tight [00:42.44]Life has put her to the test. [00:44.61]AS: I know just what you mean, [00:46.08]my mom's been so sad and gray [00:47.98]JT: Word [00:48.44]AS: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away. [00:51.60]Both: Hold up. [00:52.93]AS: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? [00:53.90]JT: I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too [00:55.24]Both: Slow up [00:56.53]AS: What time is it dawg? [00:57.31]JT: It's time for switchin' our roles [00:59.32]Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs [01:02.91]I say we break 'em off [01:04.39]Show 'em how much they really mean [01:05.24] [01:06.24]BOTH:'cause I'm a Mother Lover [01:07.85]you're a Mother Lover [01:09.08]We should **** each other's mothers [01:11.19]JT:**** each other's moms [01:13.55]I push out that lady, where you came out as a baby [01:16.48]ain't no doubt that **** is crazy [01:18.34]**** each others moms [01:19.81] [01:20.81]Both:'cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night [01:24.47]If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right [01:28.10]I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself [01:31.75]to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover [01:34.89] [01:35.89]AS: I'm layin' in the cut, kept waitin' for your mom [01:37.80]clutchin' on this lube and roses [01:39.61]JT: I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses [01:43.16]AS: They will be so surprised [01:45.08]JT: We are so cool and thoughtful [01:46.79]AS: Can't wait to pork your mom [01:48.49]JT: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle [01:50.33]Both:Show'd up [01:51.43]JT: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile [01:53.74]Both: Straight up [01:55.09]AS: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - digital doggystyle [01:57.81]Both: This is a perfect plan [01:59.45]For a perfect Mother's Day [02:01.39]They have to rename this one [02:03.09]All up under the covers day [02:04.00] [02:04.79]'Cause I'm a Mother Lover [02:06.30]you're a Mother Lover [02:07.55]We should **** each others mothers [02:09.42]JT:**** each others moms [02:12.03]I'll push out that lady [02:13.33]where you came out as a baby [02:14.94]ain't no doubt that **** is crazy [02:16.92]**** each others moms [02:18.01] [02:19.01]AS:Break it down [02:19.69]It would be my honor to be your new step-father [02:23.05]JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father [02:26.65]AS:I'll let you do my mother [02:28.31]make me another brother [02:30.40]and I'm gonna do your mother [02:32.12]I'll never use a rubber [02:33.86]JT: OH [02:34.00] [02:34.11]BOTH:'cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night [02:37.65]If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right [02:41.48]I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself [02:44.94]to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover [02:48.64]They blessed us both with the gift of life [02:52.27]She brought you in this world so I'm a *** her right [02:55.55]This is the second best idea that we've ever had [02:59.68]The choice can be no other [03:01.62]Be my mother lover [03:03.00] [03:03.88]HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY [03:08.88]