Property Quiz-The Beautiful South

[00:00.000] 作词 : Heaton, Rotheray [00:01.000] 作曲 : Paul Heaton & Dave Rotheray [00:07.38]All the secrets we have shared have moved to a couple better paired [00:14.44]So if he impales himself on javelin or spike [00:22.44]I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike [00:29.12]And if he wants to be smart and enter a property quiz [00:37.19]Every **** in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his [00:43.31]Every **** in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his [00:49.88]And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch [00:57.63]I will gladly supplement that extra little inch [01:04.31]And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz [01:11.32]If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his [01:18.38]If they've got my fingerprints on, they're mine, not his [01:26.38]Now you've found someone new, may I watch him do what I used to do [01:32.44]So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints [01:40.19]I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against [01:46.69]Maybe I shouted too loud, maybe you were blissfully deaf [01:53.93]But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref [02:01.61]I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref [02:06.68]And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch [02:15.49]I will gladly supplement that extra little inch [02:22.25]And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz [02:29.37]If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his [02:36.43]If they've got my fingerprints on, they're mine, not his [02:43.06]I hope he likes to fly and is a good host to every guest [02:51.24]'Cause there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death [02:57.25]Yes, there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death [03:02.49]And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch [03:13.00]I will gladly supplement that extra little inch [03:19.00]And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz [03:22.75]If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his [03:30.38] [03:33.35]If they've got my fingerprints on, they're mine, not his [03:39.77]Now you've found someone new