The Gates-The Beautiful South

[00:01.24]Songs Title：the gates [00:06.06]Woman goes to heaven, it's not important when [00:12.43]'Cause as soon as she arrives God has to send her down again [00:17.17]'You've got an extra five years to clean up after men' [00:21.35]'I mean no disrespect God, but you better make it ten' [00:28.21]Well if heaven's an improvement I won't mind the extra squeeze [00:35.83]I've got a few more birds down there God, after losing bees [00:41.26]Trying to lose their bees [00:46.37]So don't be shocked who queue-jumps or who just calmly waits [00:55.23]A certain type of behaviour the guest list just creates [01:03.47]No time for lively discussion [01:08.08]No time for televised debates [01:13.45]The well-meaning soon become the well meant [01:19.38]It's the hard sell or hell at the gates [01:22.81]Alcoholic finds himself outside the pearly gates [01:34.18]I've only got one worry God, a few outstanding slates [01:38.61]Any tab you used to have's been passed to so called mates [01:43.35]And after they've paid-up they're off to the land of empty crates [01:49.03]Heaven is a glass, neither half empty nor half full [01:56.21]So do us all a favour God and give that thing a pull [02:02.51]Give that thing a pull [02:06.56]So don't be shocked who queue-jumps or who just calmly waits [02:15.30]A certain type of behaviour the guest list just creates [02:24.26]No time for lively discussion [02:27.81]No time for televised debates [02:32.80]The well-meaning soon become the well meant [02:37.72]It's the hard sell or hell at the gates [02:40.91]the gates [02:46.03]Model turns up hours late, he had to get it right [02:53.26]If you're gonna look cool in heaven wear something more than white [02:57.07]Vanity's close to arrogance, just slightly more polite [03:01.50]Fashion show a jumble sale at a slightly different height [03:07.05] [03:10.18]a slightly different height [03:10.99]So don't be shocked who queue-jumps or who just calmly waits [03:20.16]A certain type of behaviour the guest list just creates [03:27.28]No time for lively discussion [03:32.27]No time for televised debates [03:37.05]The well-meaning soon become the well meant [03:41.67]It's the hard sell or hell at the gates